Find Your Beach

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Andy is doing a solo episode while he is out on tour in Utah. He catches up with voicemails, emails, comments and other fan correspondence. Tune in and to see if he answers one of your q…

Hey Beaches, if you haven't heard by now, Rosie was hired as one of the new writers at SNL and she's real busy. So we're going to take a few weeks off of Monday episodes, but don't worry. We'll be ba…

Honestly, I forgot what we talked about, but I think it was good.

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We need you guys to weigh in, when on a familyu vacation is it appropriate to bring a slutty swimsuit? Is it okay to try and get laid on vacation? Rosebud needs answers while Andy is jus…

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This week we hear your thoughts on Rosebud's desire for a no contact day. You all are apparently very opinionated on the matter. We also talk about Andy feeling bullied, if you should se…

Hey Beaches, this week Rosebud and Andy discuss upset audience members including an email Rosebud received. Then Andy opens up the polls to see if it’s fair of Rosebud asks him for one day a week whe…

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Today we read a riveting listener sex story that has us both stunned. We talk through hanging out with Rosebuds father, if rapist go to heaven and if we could land on our house from an a…

Hey Beaches! In this week’s episode we finally get to the bottom of the alcoholic twins with cancer bad advice question, Rosie tells us a sketch idea, and Andy warns about the perils of uncircumcised…

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We're back and sicker than ever. We're hitting the road and catching all the variants! This week on the pod, we talk about why marriage requires amnesia, Rosebud caught something while to…

We did it folks!!! We made it to another year. We have no idea what that year entails, but we're here. This is our first live show recorded from Laughs Comedy Club in Seattle where we celebrated the …

Merry Christmas Beaches!

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Andy and Rosebud return from the the road to report on their journey from Texas to New Orleans and back home; ie the Covid Caravan. Specifically we discuss one harrowing night in a Roanok…

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This week on the pod, we're diving into the new season of "Dexter" and discussing why Michael C. Hall looks like musty theater boy. Rosebud calls out Juul for missing the perfect sponsors…

Welcome back to the beach!

This week on the pod, we're pissed about Roe v. Wade and break down Chinatown abortions. We also have an Italian guide to dating featuring the Cuomo bros and Rosebud has a …

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This week on Find Your Beach, Andy and Rosebud talk about their family's bloody past, Andy has a new job and getting paid in crypto, all of Rosebud's friends are getting pregnant and havi…

The situation with our neighbor, the Great American Cunt, has grown even more. #MOUSEGATE is in full effect now. In addition you’ll hear our new takes about Tiger King and Kyle Rittenhouse and the ge…

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We're back for another Monday ep, unfortunately Rosie got stuck in the Orlando airport, so the we had to do this one over Zoom. We don't like it either! Good news is we're not traveling …

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Another podcast on the road. We seem to be doing podcasts and marriage virtually now. Rosebud is in DC with Bert, while Andy holds down the fort in New York City. Listen to all the great …

Rosebud is still on the road and Andy is about to go on the road, but fate would have it that they had 3 hours in New York to throw passive aggressive barbs at each other while complaining about thei…

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This week on the pod, we talk about the awkwardness of kissing a friend...on the mouth! Andy takes up spin cycling at home and Rosebud's feature comedy album "Whiskey Fists" can now be st…