Find Your Beach

Well Beaches, we've got a real goofy episode. We talk about the baby in the box, a little about the dogs (Mouse is a bitch), and I'm trying to go to a funeral in VR. Thanks for everything you are and…

Beaches! We got a really silly one today. One downside of having a puppy is you never sleep, but the plus side is we are in a delirious loop of compromised reality. We talk about inventions, Rosebud …

We talk about what we're excited for when we get back to New York, Covid protesters, and the BITB has tattooed Andy's leg like livestock. We think it's a really good episode that you can talk about w…

Hey Beaches, we're here for another round of quarantine round up where we talk about the same things, but go crazier and crazier so it's technically different. Our brains are melting!

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We don't actually talk about Jesus. We talk about our crazy day where the high point was seeing a homeless man's dick, and the downside was Charlie getting plant cum in his eyes and having to take hi…

Hey Beaches! We're tired. We got a new puppy. We tried to record a 32 on day 32, but it was a real dud. So there's a lost ep, much like Amelia Earhart's socks. We talk about the puppy, Charlie's depr…

Beaches. We have a new puppy AND Andy still has a fever, so we dug up the episode of Be Best (Andy's old podcast) where he interviewed Rosebud before they were dating. It's cute!

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We made it! The average time a month takes, that is. And let me tell you something, WE'RE BACK. We talk about the new addition to our family, hobo SNL, and Joe Biden. It's really a fun one.

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Hey Beaches, we're back and we're better than-- well, we're back. We talk about our drinking days, birds, sex, and whether society will every come back from this "retreat".

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It's been four weeks, or two fortnights, or one February (not a leap year), and we're still at it. Andy's fever came back after a rigorous soccer juggling match, and Rosebud is feeling almost better.…

Will we make it folks. Rosebud's on the mend, and Andy has done irreversible damage to his hair, but we're back in peak shape and stronger than ever. We talk about the baby in the box's birthday part…

Rosie's feeling better, and we talk about Andy's new life as an ass model on Instagram, and Rosie's sleep talking habits, and make a harrowing new discovery about the baby in the box. He eats flesh, …

Hey Beaches, this episode is not our best work. Rosie is sick and she tries to break up with Andy. Andy also probably does something wrong, but he's writing this so he isn't going to be specific. We …

Happy Sunday Beaches. We're late, but isn't it exciting to get another episode of us on a Sunday afternoon? We talk about our adventures yesterday, the backlash for enjoying one goddamn day of our li…

Hey Beaches, this is a nutty one. Rosie and Andy go to the Antelope Valley Poppy Reserve and record in the car on the way home. It's pretty incohesive, but I think we were just euphoric from getting …

Hey Beaches! We wrote a lengthy blurb here with lots of interesting stuff that would've made you want to listen to this, but then our hosting service fucked us and I had to redo the upload. So here y…

It's been three weeks since this began and it feels like a lifetime. Luckily we have each other and you have us, and hopefully some better people (DOGS). We talk about the regular bullshit and then c…

Guys, we're almost near the 3 week mark! Does it mean anything? Is a week a thing now? What's the best way to track time when there is no timeframe? Who cares? We will do this thing till the wheels f…

Rosie is on her period and there's hell to pay. We ramble like insane idiots as per usual, and there's some fan mail too. We also have an update on the BITB (baby in the box).

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It's Day 18- this might be the closest we've come to having a real fight on the pod. Rosie's on her period, and she's heading to the woods, to emerge in seven days covered in blood. We talk about sex…