Find Your Beach

Sorry Beaches, but the title for this episode is what it is for a reason. We reached a new milestone in our relationship, and you'll have to listen to find out why. Besides that, we talk my birthday,…

Hey Beaches. Happy Monday. Hope you're recovering from your explosive weekend. This week we talk about New York's further descent into chaos, getting owned by teens, and of course, Hamilton. It's a g…

I don't know why I said that, but it rhymed. The title, that is. We had some fun on this ep talking to some friends, we spoke about queefs, and Charlie jumping in the shower. Look, it's late and don'…

Hey Beaches, happy Monday! Days of the week are starting to make sense again because New York entered Phase 2 today, so people are going to work. Not us though. We're podcasting, which I guess is kin…

Not much to report here, we talk about Rosie's first foray into FYB merch, and her impulsive nature in general. We cover a little news and unfortunately, a thing that happened with Mouse, as well as …

We did it!!! We finally created what will always and forever be known as our worst episode yet, and slid in to the home plate just by the skin of our teeth. I don't know whether to say "we're sorry,"…

We left the city again because we're addicted to movement. This time we're in the Poconos, and we talk about how guilty we feel leaving the city during a civil rights movement. Unfortunately, we also…

We made it Beaches. The Minneapolis Police department is disbanding, the streets are filled with protests, the president is hidden in a bunker, but we made it to episode 50 in a global pandemic, in a…

We're back beaches! This is a fun one. We're invigorated by the sweet kiss of fresh water from our trip upstate. Mouse learned to swim by falling into water, which is exactly how Andy intends to teac…

We're back baby Beaches, and we're really on fire. This is the first morning ep we've done in a while, and we'd forgotten the joy of first caffeine euphoria that we used to have in the LA eps. We tal…

We did it! Another episode of Washington Post Magazine's favorite podcast by a couple that also does stand up who are also quarantining. We talk about fame, school dances, and Andy's new pillowless a…

Welp, you'll have to listen to the episode to get the title, but we're steaming ahead with more pods! And can you believe they're on time? Crazy. We talk about collective fatigue, Omegle dangers, and…

Beaches, I'm not gonna lie. We're a bit fatigued from our day, and life, and this whole Groundhog's Day pandemic thing, but the important thing is the pod is out on time, like we said it would be. Is…

It’s happened. Mouse has opened an Only Fans account, and is supporting the family with dirty money. Andy is sleep deprived and is yelling outside of hospitals, and Rosebud’s having to bring him home…

Back in NYC, the ghost town now known for the number of actual ghosts in it. We talk about Mouse's bad (SLUTTY) behavior, more New York moments, and Rosebud's pivot into conspiracy theories about wha…

Back in the Rotten Apple. Thriving, driving (our rental car), and barely surviving Mouse. There's a portable morgue two blocks from our home, and I swear this dog gives us more anxiety. But I digress…

We're airborne Beaches. Not like the virus, but still, we're on a plane. We talk about the experience at the airport, how annoying we must have been for the other passengers, and the woman who brough…

Beaches, we're all packed and ready to go, but not before we record one last episode in the Echo Park Cabana, and reminisce about our favorite memories. We talk about the BITB, the lemon tree, and we…

I don't know why I got so excited in that title, but I guess I'm just reeling from a great episode. We respond to the viewers requests from Instagram Live, including what we'd tell our past selves. T…

Hey day 41 of the quarantine and our 38th episode. We're still in puppy deliriums, As I write this, I'm not sure if I'm actually posting the pod or tapping my fingers on a stump after having talked i…