Burn & Rave

Ethical dilemmas and controversy abound in this episode of Burn & Rave as Ryan and Sam explore the past, parenting, manure, and the psychology of anger as Ryan turns counselor and talks Sam into inne…

In this historic 17th episode, we learn that the saxophone is Ryan's least favorite instrument, Sam discovers the maternal origins of his hyperbole, and oh by the way, why do so many Gen Xers have pe…

The Burn and Rave boys solve the colon cancer crisis with an innovative new device and Ryan, after months of watching Project Runway with his daughters, comes up with innovative new fashion designs. …

This episode could also be called "Lord of the Wedding Ring" as Ryan and Sam spin Hollywood gold and write an impromptu spec script based on the true story of Ryan's ring finger.  Also, we learn Ryan…

In their enlightened state, the  Burn and Rave boys recognize that their juvenile, below-the-equator, testicular humor may not be everyone's cup of tea. So they overcorrect in an effort to balance th…

Remember: We want to be played in the background. But as Ryan and Sam contemplate their listenership, they realize they are lucky to have anyone listen. So thank you!

They also find a way to offend O…

If we are being honest, this show is a little gross--but funny too. I mean, obviously. On this show, Ryan and Sam invent something they should have never invented, but they just can't ever stop thems…

Ryan explains the birds and the bees to Sam, minus the birds. and honey comes out.

Also on the *agenda: 

• deep-fried sh*t
• survival skills
• phobias  
• JO'ing
• the necessity of a good glove collection
•  and a new …

In this 10th episode of Burn & Rave, the fastest growing non-essential comedy podcast on Earth, Ryan and Sam discuss what women should NOT do at bars, DikTok, feral cats, big wheels, and Hungry Hungr…

In this stellar installment of the Burn & Rave podcast, Sam and Ryan do what Sam and Ryan do: wander and ramble down conversational roads that nobody really should ever drive upon.  There's something…

What do dating and death have in common? Sometimes they feel the same.

Join Ryan and Sam on their conversational journey as they attempt, albeit poorly, to give dating advice to one unlucky listener …

The rambling geniuses, Ryan and Sam, have returned . . . and their humor is contagious.

In this episode, listeners will learn how women will take over the world, how Sam got the beating of his life, …

What do prostate exams, ASMR, Disneyland, scud missiles, Turkish wrestling, robo calls, and Ryan all have in common? 

We have no idea, but somehow they all get discussed in this special holiday editi…

Ryan and Sam discuss coffee, Top Gun, water polo violence, Sam's film deficiency, Ryan's magnificent body, Sam's short complex, and why they make the perfect life partners. In other words, these two …

Ryan and Sam attempt each week to bring you a thoughtful, analytical, narrowly focused, and well-rehearsed show. But sometimes, things go awry.

Who are we kidding? We have no idea what we are doing.

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Sometimes you have a plan and all goes according to it. And sometimes, you have nights like this.

In this episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam discuss their names, why  pirates wear eye patches, pedo…

Ryan and Sam both grew up in the 90s without the distractions of cell phones, so these mischievous young men found others way to entertain themselves . . . that nearly killed them.

In this episode, Ry…

Do you have a childhood dream buried inside a drawer? Time to take it out.

In this premiere episode (So don't judge them. They don't know what they're doing yet.), Ryan and Sam discuss the benefits o…

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Burn & Rave with Ryan & Sam is about two dudes from the opposite sides …