Burn & Rave

In this episode, Sam goes to Hollywood and we learn that Ryan was a bully, and a very good one at that. 

In science, the geniuses at Burn & Rave invent a new app for wives to control their husbands' …

Because we are the most honest and transparent podcast on earth, which is why you love us, let me (Sam) be frank: I have no f*cking idea what this new episode is about.

Joe just texted me and said it…

We are back with a brand new episode! (Thank you, Joe!!)

Fatherhood takes centerstage as we tip our hats to our graduating offspring. We trade Hawaii stories and we begin to finally understand each ot…

(This is a rerun of a previous episode. Listen to the beginning and you will understand why.)

P.s. This show was chosen as it represents a pivotal episode in the evolution (or devolution) of the podca…

In this inspirational new episode, Sam reveals his inner envy, Ryan demonstrates tremendous sphincter control and explains how  easy it us to put a nail through one's nose.

Also, in this special pets…

What do you get when you combine flan with baklava?

Find out on this special food episode of Burn & Rave. From human cracklin' to fusion desserts, fortune cookies, and robot delivery to solve the hun…

In this Grammy-not-nominated episode, Sam comes out as bicepual and the boys explore ways to make Texas a little tougher.

In fitness news, Sam considers a record-breaking breath-holding challenge, an…

In this highly anticipated,  ground-breaking, and mind-expanding episode, Ryan and Sam create a ninja toy for nerds and discuss the efficiency of using Ryan as a human shield. We also learn that Ryan…

In this brilliant new episode, we finally get to the bottom of Ryan's backdoor problems (because of course we do).  Also, the geniuses at Burn & Rave reveal the truth behind Slim Jims, hot dog farmin…

Another week, another record-breaking episode of Burn & Rave! The boys invent an app to support fatherhood and Ryan demonstrates why he's a superior husband. Hint: Chocolate.

And in a world of crypto,…

On this brilliant new episode of the world-(in)famous BURN & RAVE podcast, Ryan and Sam extol the virtues of  fan-created art as well as discuss their growing Arab and Muslim fanbase.
They also get to…

You've waited all week to finally learn how Ryan maintains his girlish figure and why we need  quick-poopin pants. Well, the anticipation is over. 

In this brilliant new BURN & RAVE episode, Ryan and…

In this episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam discuss the state of comedy in America, reach arounds, high fructose corn syrup, half price haircuts for balding men, and Joe and his Demon Balls!

Also, Ry…

We were not supposed to air this episode, but if you're going to be indoctrinated, then you might as well be aware of it.  So in this episode, we explain our devious plan.

Ryan and Sam also break down…

What  does Al Pacino and Sam's maternal grandma have in common?

Find out in this episode of Burn & Rave! Discussions include the importance of hearing and the benefits of hearing loss. Sam explains t…

In this historic episode, Ryan explains global warming in the most scientific way possible, and it's all your fault, while Sam helps demonstrate the most advanced wrestling move in the history of the…

What do coconuts, the French, cereal, torque wrenches, cheese balls, and mobile brothels have in common? They all somehow come up in this new episode of Burn and Rave.

Sam also recounts his charity r…

Ryan turns personal trainer and helps Sam work out his eyeballs.

The boys also ponder the usefulness of cat filters and the law, explore the merits of Valentine's Day, and research the efficacy of a …

Did you know the human body is mostly made of water or that Ryan fights with refrigerators  or that alligators may be the most overlooked domestic pets? 

In this award-not-winning 20th episode of  Bu…

In this episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan out-Kutcher's Ashton as he explores an epic prank (that needs to happen) and Sam cries (not about the prank). He's doing a big run for students and he gets all in…