Burn & Rave

In this long-awaited new episode, the geniuses at Burn & Rave invent Tent Pants (TM/COPYRIGHT) and Cat Hats (ALSO, DON"T STEAL OUR IDEAS, ELON!)

In politics, we solve the world's geopolitical crisis w…

In this episode of Burn & Rave, Sam explains ekphrastic poetry and the boys reveal some performance tips that could help you win the next poetry prize!

Additionally, these geniuses discuss the world o…

The Burn and Rave boys discuss old-age ailments and the dark, anti-Christian symbolism that recur in iconic songs. (Spoiler Alert: Melissa Etheridge and Led Zeppelin are cancelled.)

Sam also shares ca…

In this quintessential episode of Burn and Rave, we learn why Ryan's favorite teacher was his favorite teacher. (Hint: It's not what you think. It's worse.)  We also learn about narcissistic parentin…

The Burn and Rave crew breaks down their need for a lot more sax, they engage in a messy joke off, and Ryan explains why he loves the slow lane.

Sam explains his biggest flex while Ryan finally learns…

Listen, just don't tell anyone.

In this episode, Ryan and Sam discuss reverse heightism,  Ryan's rabid dog, shark baby hybrids, dog paternity tests, and Sam's near death experience (as well as being h…

In this women-themed episode, Sam learns about lesbians and the fact that some women actually do stink. Meanwhile, Ryan invents a feminine hygiene product for dinosaur lovers. Also, the boys of Burn …

In this episode, the boys of Burn & Rave invent a full-proof sexual assault prevention device. Ryan survives Disneyland. DUIs vs IUDs are explained, and we learn that Sam is unable to perform jury du…

In this earth-shattering episode, Sam and Ryan breakdown the Lizzo  story and get to the banana of things.  In the science portion of the show, Ryan explains what happens when male genitalia is remov…

In this food friendly episode, the boys of Burn and Rave breakdown menu frustration, front butt smuggling, and the problem with Mountain Mike's pizza. They also crack the code  . . . and it's 867-530…

Sam and Ryan joke each other off in this all new episode.

Other topics include: pizza rat, how to use an air fryer, Sam's gorgeous feet, peanut butter, and the 1% of wisdom Ryan imparts to his childr…

Sam investigates Ryan's Google search history and Sam shares his list of the most hated people.  They also invent BNR bouillon cubes. Available soon in our shop.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy t…

Ryan got ripped off . . . or did he? Perhaps he invested in the greatest NES knockoff in the world. Tune in to decide.

Additionally, in this episode, Ryan and Sam incubate a few new ideas: A Post-Mor…

Who's desecrating Burn & Rave HQ? What's causing Ryan's allergies? How much plastic are we allowed to safely consume? How does a can of whip cream turn into a deadly high? Who actually needs therapy?…

In this extra special episode, Ryan teaches Sam about old Chevy trucks and Sam teaches Ryan about using the gym.

Parenting during the Covid era, the origins of the dinosaur hoax, and Ryan's numerous …

In this special parenting edition, Ryan and Sam debate who's the best baby swaddler and they break down the fundamental differences between Gen X (the best) and Gen Z (not the best) .

Sam explains Ge…

In this emotionally vulnerable episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan unloads on Sam and then introduces him to the Barf Bag. Ryan also discusses the history of hot rods and where to get the best gow jobs. (Ry…

Have you been sunning your perineum? The Burn and Rave boys suggest an even better way to get some Vitamin D deep inside your body. The health benefit are extraordinary. Additionally, Sam reveals his…

Things you didn't know about Ryan: He was attacked by junipers, he's stuck a lot of things up his nose, and, most importantly, he is Honky Tonk Jesus.

Sam explains the art of foley, how to create a me…

In this informative episode that's guaranteed to make you smarter, Ryan and Sam explore a new contracting business: "Diddler on the Roof," for all of your roofing needs and more.

Additionally, Ryan ex…