Burn & Rave

Sam and Ryan use their artificial intelligence to test ChatGPT's actual intelligence by asking it to do our jobs and write a script for our award-winning podcast.

Can AI do it better than us? Can AI …

In this episode, Sam tries to tell Ryan a story about a shot at LoFi Labs and it doesn't go well, but spoiler: it does come to a very satisfying end . . . eventually. So hang on tight.

Detours include…

You may have heard of Flat Earthers, but have you heard of Flat Assers? Ryan is a charter member. 

On this episode of the award-winning Burn & Rave podcast, Sam explains the importance of butter and …

In this rain-soaked episode, we learn that Ryan is the real My Pillow guy and quite  possibly the world's most competitive serial killer.  He hates lawn tractors, Sam's hot dog d*ck pillows, and appa…

We've created a party in our pants, and you're all coming!

In this long-awaited, brand spanking new episode of the Burn and Rave podcast, we invent competitive hitchhiking and Sam saves Kanye's reputa…

In this fascinating new episode, we learn that Ryan has tinnitus and malfunctioning glutes, but Sam is just the doctor he needs. Also, the new BNR studio drapes double as a Rorschach test and Ryan fa…

In this week's episode we are joined by a very special guest: DJ Psuno, Crush Con, Tile Guy and Certified GILF: Joe, the Sound Guy!

In this groundbreaking new episode, the boys of BNR discuss Ryan's p…

Sam and Ryan discuss their non-invitation to the wedding of the century,  Ryan joins a women's gym, and Sam has a plan to get homeless people paid!

In this week's Culture & Technology segment, the boy…

Need a side hustle? The boys of Burn & Rave have a plan that pays. Additionally, they reveal the sad truth about Sally and her seashells.

In pirate news, Sam explains the synergy between pirates and …

Sam unloads on Ryan in this frantic new episode wherein two children who identify as men rave about such things as where Ryan derives his artistic inspiration, why dentists are not allowed in elite c…

In this star-studded episode of studs who think they are stars, Ryan and Sam debate The Simpsons vs. Futurama. Ryan solves homelessness with an absolutely brilliant plan, and Sam invents a red-light,…

In this episode of the award-winning Burn & Rave podcast, you will learn about the following:

• How to Get Rich
• Epileptic Police Officers
• California vs. The World
• Ryan's Fears
• The Benefits of Riboflavin 
• The…

In this provocative new episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam cure migraines, breakdown gay geography, and they finally explain why everyone runs away from Ryan at Home Depot.

They also reinvent self-s…

What do John Wayne Bobbit & Joey Buttafuoco have in common? They're both on the show. Well, not on the show, but we discuss their trials, tribulations, and severed genitals. Also, we discuss National…

We are back  from our Covid hiatus! Thank you for your patience!

In this brilliant new episode, we discuss Covid conspiracy theories, Flash Gordon, women drivers and what Ryan saw as a truck driver.

We…

In this brilliant new episode, Sam explains the old concept of "bros before hoes" to Ryan, and Ryan explains his love of Disney's Frozen.

Additionally, they explore the subtle difference between and …

Please enjoy another bonus (but unfortunately Joeless) episode of "The ILLiterists," a Burn & Rave production that shows a more literary side of Ryan, the mechanic, and Sam, the professor. In each ep…

As the country wars over reproductive rights and chaos ensues overseas, the boys of Burn and Rave are compelled to discuss all the hot topics like anchovies, jock pockets (sports bras for men)  and s…

Please enjoy this bi-weekly bonus but unfortunately Joeless premiere episode of "The ILLiterists," a Burn & Rave production that shows a softer and more literary side of Ryan, the mechanic, and Sam, …