Breaking Down Bad Books

Join me as I break down Chapters 74, 75, 76, 77 and 78 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Langdon makes Sophie visualise her grandad getting railed, Aringarosa bribes a pilot, and Teabing's nibblies are …

Join me as I break down Chapters 69, 70, 71, 72 and 73 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Sophie realises she might be a fugitive, Collet and Fache are fighting, and Da Vinci's kooky writing trick stumps…

Join me as I break down Chapters 64, 65, 66, 67 and 68 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Langdon borrows a paperclip from a billionaire, Lieutenant Collet is foiled again, and Teabing jets around more t…

Join me as I break down Chapters 60, 61, 62 and 63 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Jesus had a daughter named Sarah, Walt Disney is the modern day Leonardo Da Vinci, and Silas is a peeping tom....

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Join me as I break down Chapters 56, 57, 58 and 59 of The Da Vinci Code, in which an arrowhead is a phallus and a v is a womb, everyone misgenders The Last Supper, and Jesus was the original feminist…

Join me for a book club style discussion of some good books! In a change of pace, I'm bringing some positivity to the podcast and talking about a couple of recent books that I have actually enjoyed.

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Join me as I break down Chapters 52, 53, 54 and 55 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Sophie and Langdon are quizzed by a troll, we take a detour to learn about gargoyles, and Teabing spills the tea abou…

Join me as I break down Chapters 48, 49, 50 and 51 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Vernet does a dirty double cross, we find out that Sauniere was a top, and the Bishop battles with bad phone receptio…

Join me for a book club style discussion of some good books! In a change of pace, I'm bringing some positivity to the podcast and talking about a couple of recent books that I have actually enjoyed.

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Join me as I break down Chapters 44, 45, 46 and 47 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Sophie and Langdon escape the bank with the help of Meryl Streep, Silas is getting catfished, and Dan Brown wrote the…

Join me as I break down Chapters 40, 41, 42 and 43 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Dan Brown gives us the backstory on banking, we learn what a driveway is, and Sophie the cryptologist suffers from nu…

Join me as I break down Chapters 36, 37, 38 and 39 of The Da Vinci Code, in which hundreds of vampire sex-workers in the Bois de Boulogne distract Robert from giving Sophie a history lesson, the Holy…

Join me as I break down Chapters 32, 33, 34 and 35 of The Da Vinci Code, in which the Champs-Élysées is the Fifth Avenue of Paris, Sophie chooses this moment to flashback to her grandfather's orgy, a…

Join me as I break down Chapters 27, 28, 29, 30 and 31 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Lieutenant Collett outsources his job, Silas gets punked by a Bible verse, and Sophie holds a Da Vinci hostage...…

Join me as I break down Chapters 23, 24, 25 and 26 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Sophie searches through her grandfather's sex drawer, we learn all the secrets of a secret society, and Robert Langfo…

Join me as I break down Chapters 20, 21 and 22 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Sophie had a shit childhood, we learn far too much about Robert Langdon's favourite number, and the big reveal is just an…

Hi everyone, just dropping in an example of the bonus content that is available on Patreon. This is Episode 1 of the The Maze Runner coverage that was released to patrons about a month ago.

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Join me as I break down Chapters 16, 17, 18 and 19 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Sophie kink shames her grandfather, an active crime scene is recklessly abandoned, and we learn all about the most ec…

Join me as I break down Chapters 11, 12, 13, 14 and 15 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Sophie is playing hide and seek in the Louvre, we learn what GPS is, and the cliffhangers are running out of stea…

Join me for a book club style discussion of some good books! In a change of pace, I'm bringing some positivity to the podcast and talking about a couple of recent books that I have actually enjoyed.

F…