Breaking Down Bad Books

Join me as I break down Chapter 7 of New Moon, 'Repetition - in which we discuss leap years, homework and chill, and Sam Uley's pack of meth-busting vigilantes...

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Join me as I break down Chapter 6 of New Moon, 'Friends' - in which Lauren dreamed a dream of time gone by, we get a rundown on everyone's haircuts, we discuss chromosomal differences and we have a s…

Enjoy this free bonus episode from the Patreon, giving you a sample of my patron-exclusive bonus series breaking down Blanka Lipińska's Polish bestselling erotica, 365 Days (365 Dni).

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Join me as I break down Chapter 5 of New Moon, 'Cheater' - in which Bella holds up traffic, gets two bikes for the price of none, and Jacob Black is all grown up (though still a teenager)...

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Join me as I break down Chapter 4 of New Moon, 'Waking Up' - in which Jessica is a saint, Bella starts hearing voices, and Steph forces a zombie metaphor on us...

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Join me as I break down Chapter 3 of New Moon, 'The End' - in which Edward takes a deep breath and dumps Bella in the worst way possible, seriously, screw that guy...

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Join me as I break down Chapter 2 of New Moon, 'Stitches' - in which Carlisle stitches Bella's wound and Steph stitches the reader up with a boring chunk of backstory... but at least Mike Newton has …

Join me as I break down the Preface and Chapter 1 of New Moon, 'Party' - in which Bella is pretty sure she's dreaming, Renee and Charlie continue to be the worst, and Bella crashes into Checkhov's c…

Announcing Season 3 of Breaking Down Bad Books, with two new bad books to read!

Join me on the public feed for a chapter-by-chapter analysis of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight sequel, New Moon.

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Join me as I break down the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey - in which the plot still sucks but we get to see Jamie Dornan naked...

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Announcing Season 2 of Breaking Down Bad Books, with a completely new bad book to read!

Join me in 2021 for a chapter-by-chapter analysis of E.L. James' shameless Twilight rip-off, Fifty Shades of Gr…

Join me as I sit down with a Twihard to chat about all things Twilight and why it might not be that bad after all....

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a litera…

Join me as I break down the Twilight film adaptation, in which they cut out *most* of the dumb stuff...

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Join me as I break down the epilogue of Twilight, 'An Occassion' - in which Bella is surprised to go to prom on prom night while wearing prom clothes...

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Join me as I break down Chapter 24 of Twilight, 'An Impasse' - in which Bella carries on like a gay about to turn 30...

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Join me as I break down Chapters 22 and 23 of Twilight, 'Hide and Seek' and 'The Angel' - in which Bella knows her way around an airport and Edward finally gets a taste of that sweet sweet blood...

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Join me as I break down Chapter 21 of Twilight, 'Phone Call' - in which James does car commercials.

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Join me as I break down Chapter 20 of Twilight, 'Impatience' - in which Bella is drugged and taken over state lines.

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Join me as I break down Chapter 19 of Twilight, 'Goodbyes' - in which Bella sees her mother-in-law naked...

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Join me as I break down Chapter 18 of Twilight, 'The Hunt' - in which Bella doesn't know what the word "tracker" means and it becomes clear that neither Bella nor the Cullens have ever seen a horror …