Breaking Down Bad Books

Join me for a break down of Chapters 17 and 18 of Breaking Dawn, in which Jacob stalks a park, finally sees Bella naked, and imprints on a baby....

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing tr…

Join me for a break down of Chapters 15 and 16 of Breaking Dawn, in which Rosalie feeds the dog, Leah is a genetic dead end, and Bella throws around potential baby names...

'Breaking Down Bad Books' …

Join me for a break down of Chapters 13 and 14 of Breaking Dawn, in which Bella drinks blood out of a sippie cup, Jacob is homeless and jortsless, and Alice blames her shortcomings on a headache...

'…

Join me for a break down of Chapter 12 of Breaking Dawn, in which Leah gets roasted, the Cullens can't figure out what a vampire baby might want to eat, and everyone has a few extra chromosomes....

'…

Join me for a break down of Chapters 10 and 11 of Breaking Dawn, in which Bella's heart will go on, Jacob think he's top dog, and Jasper is jazzy...

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing t…

Join me for a break down of Chapters 8 and 9 of Breaking Dawn, in which we get into Jacob's head and Edward wants Jacob to get into Bella's bed...

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing tra…

Join me for a break down of Chapter 7 of Breaking Dawn, 'Unexpected', in which Edward blames all of Bella's symptoms on PMS, everything Bella knows about biology she learned from Charlie Chaplin, and…

Join me for a break down of Chapter 6 of Breaking Dawn, 'Distractions', in which Ilse Esme doubles as a Blockbuster, Edward spooks the locals, and Bella has baby brain...

'Breaking Down Bad Books' i…

Join me for a break down of Chapter 5 of Breaking Dawn, 'Isle Esme', in which Bella thinks she will be honeymooning in either Africa or Atlantis, Edward skinny-dips while Bella takes a human minute /…

Join me for a break down of Chapter 4 of Breaking Dawn, 'Gesture', in which Jacob's present is his presence, Bella is still looking for a loophole in the treaty, and 'honeymoon' is code for 'sex'....…

Join me for a break down of Chapters 2 and 3 of Breaking Dawn, 'Long Night' and 'Big Day', in which Edward has a bloody Bachelor Party, vampire babies are foreshadowed, and Bella and Edward finally g…

Join me for a break down of Chapter 1 of Breaking Dawn, 'Engaged', in which Bella's new car catches the town's eye, Jacob is missing but only Charlie cares, and Renee endorses boiling puppies....

'Bre…

Join me for a book club style discussion of some good books! In a change of pace, I'm bringing some positivity to the podcast and talking about a couple of recent books that I have actually enjoyed.

T…

Join me for a break down of Netflix's The Next 365 Days, the third film in the 365 Days saga, in which Laura is trying to quiet quit her marriage, Massimo and Nacho are still really hot, and Olga is …

Join me for a break down of the film This Day, in which we don't know what happened in the tunnel, Massimo has an evil twin, and we meet the wealthiest groundskeeper in all of Italy... 

This episode w…

Join me for a recap of the 365 Days film adaptation - in which Massimo has a pre-coma vision, Laura takes a hilarious tumble off of a boat, and Mario becomes a main character... 

This episode was firs…

Join me as I break down the final chapters of 365 Days, we made it! In Chapter 20, we go wedding dress shopping and learn something very shocking about Domenico and re-learn something about him that …

Join me as I break down Chapter 19 of 365 Days, in which we celebrate the wisdom of Olga Angelou, Laura partakes in a scavenger hunt, and we lose all pretence of propriety... 

This episode was first r…

Join me as I break down Chapter 18 of 365 Days, in which Massimo does some victim blaming, there's a totally unexpected pregnancy twist, and all that... 

This episode was first released in July 2021 o…

Join me as I break down Chapter 17 of 365 Days, in which Laura abandons another car in the middle of the street, Massimo wants to have a son and die, and we meet her other ex whom she used to dance w…