Breaking Down Bad Books

Join me for a break down of Chapters 4, 5 and 6 of Insurgent, in which Caleb and Susan do some elbow flirting, Tris walks around the Amity compound pantsless, and Peter has a bulge in his pants (it's…

Join me for a break down of Chapters 1, 2 and 3 of Insurgent, in which Tris wakes up with Will's name on her lips, we meet the Amity who are just Hufflepuffian Ents, and Marcus is sitting on a secret…

Join me for a break down of the film adaptation of the second half of Breaking Dawn, 'Breaking Dawn Part 2, in which a CGI baby gives me nightmares, Alice's powers are a giant plot-hole, and everyon…

Join me for a break down of Chapters 38 and 39 of Breaking Dawn, 'Power' and 'The Happily Ever After', in which Bella is overpowered, the Volturi leave with no hard feelings, and Alice has some splai…

Join me for a break down of Chapter 37 of Breaking Dawn, 'Contrivances', in which the wolves aren't werewolves, Caius throws a metaphorical match with a literal lighter, and Garrett makes a big speec…

Join me for a break down of Chapters 35 and 36 of Breaking Dawn, 'Deadline' and 'Bloodlust', in which Bella packs Nessie's go bag, the Volturi walk and then pause, and Aro is positively beguiled...

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Join me for a break down of Chapters 33 and 34 of Breaking Dawn, 'Forgery' and 'Declared', in which the Romanians meditated their way to bad skin, Nessie gets a birth certificate and a promise ring, …

Join me for a break down of Chapter 32 of Breaking Dawn, 'Company', in which all the vampires have baby fever, the vampire index doesn't help us understand who Mary and Randall are, and Bella might b…

Join me for a break down of Chapter 31 of Breaking Dawn, 'Talented', in which Bella is a shield, the Volturi have an influencer in their ranks, and Aro is planning an acquisition...

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Join me for a break down of Chapter 30 of Breaking Dawn, 'Irresistible', in which Bella and Edward take a sex break from their problems, Tanya's clan meet Nessie, and Eclipse may have been a Mandela …

Join me for a break down of Chapters 28 and 29 of Breaking Dawn, 'The Future' and 'Defection', in which Irina decides to make a decision, the Real Housewives of Volterra book a girl's trip, and Alice…

Join me for a break down of Chapters 26 and 27 of Breaking Dawn, 'Shiny' and 'Travel Plans', in which Bella and Emmett arm wrestle, Aro regifts the Crown Jewels, and Nessie's growth spurt is getting …

Join me for a break down of Chapter 25 of Breaking Dawn, 'Favor', in which Edwards sniffs denim, Nessie plays with spoons, and Charlie finds out...

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Join me for a break down of Chapter 24 of Breaking Dawn, 'Surprise', in which Bella and Edward have some alone time…

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Join me for a break down of Chapter 23 of Breaking Dawn, 'Memories', in which Seth is caught in the middle, Nessie is a biter, and Jacob steals Bella's lines...

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Join me for a break down of Chapter 22 of Breaking Dawn, 'Promised', in which Jacob is lingering around literally like a bad smell, Renesmee is real, and Bella continue's to struggle with face-blindn…

Join me for a break down of Chapter 21 of Breaking Dawn, 'First Hunt,' in which Bella is afraid of heights, Esme's favourite tree is in danger, and mountain lions are an aphrodisiac...

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Join me for a break down of Chapter 20 of Breaking Dawn, 'New,' in which Bella admires a dusty room and is still confused by mirrors...

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Join me for a break down of Chapter 19 of Breaking Dawn, 'Burning,' in which Bella is burning up, Alice gets her groove back, and Edward gets the silent treatment...

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Join me for a break down of the film adaptation of Breaking Dawn Part 1, in which Bella's nightmare wedding is nicer than her real one, Edward uses Yahoo to research vampire babies, and there's a lot…