Breaking Down Bad Books

Join me as I break down Chapters 8, 9 and 10 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Dan Brown outs Leonardo Da Vinci as Leonardo Da Homo, Fache is a fascist, and Silas' backstory is ripped from the pages of …

Join me as I break down Chapters 5, 6 and 7 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Bishop Aringarosa breaks aviation laws, Robert Langdon thinks the floor of the Louvre is prettier than the Mona Lisa, and Si…

Join me as I break down Chapters 2, 3 and 4 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Silas is BDSM adjacent, Robert Langdon gives us a tour of Paris and its many landmarks, and Dan Brown exposes the Louvre's s…

Join me as I break down the Prologue and Chapter 1 of The Da Vinci Code, in which Dan Brown tells us all the facts, Louvre security are on a smoko, and Robert Langdon is a sex-symbol symbologist....

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Join me as I break down two pieces of Eclipse inspired fan fiction, in which Jacob has vascular phalanges, Bella gets exposed to the elements, and then she has her cake and eats it too...

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Join me as I break down the film adaptation of Eclipse, in which Riley is the main character, there's no glitter budget, and Renee continues to give the worst gifts....

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Join me as I break down Chapter 27 and the Epilogue of Eclipse, 'Needs' and 'Choice', in which Charlie ignores his daughter's distress, Alice has a wedding to plan, and everybody hates Leah...

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Join me as I break down Chapter 26 of Eclipse, 'Ethics', in which Alice is interested to see how it all turns out, Charlie starts noticing things, and Bella breaks up with someone she's not even dati…

Join me as I break down Chapter 25 of Eclipse, 'Mirror', in which it's been Victoria all along, the Volturi make an unexpected pop in, and we witness the end of Bree Tanner's notoriously short second…

Join me as I break down Chapter 24 Eclipse, 'Snap Decision', in which Edward worries that he can't fill all of Bella's holes, everything goes just as Alice said it would until it doesn't, and Victori…

Join me for a book club style discussion of some good books! In a change of pace, I'm bringing some positivity to the podcast and talking about a couple of recent books that I have actually enjoyed.

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Join me as I break down Chapter 23 Eclipse, 'Monster', in which Jacob doesn't want to be Best Man, the plan to protect Bella goes out the window, and Seth refuses to indulge Bella with non-verbal com…

Join me as I break down Chapters 21 and 22 of Eclipse, 'Trails' and 'Fire and Ice', in which Alice worries that Bella will get married wearing sweatpants, there's a storm coming, and Jacob pops a bon…

Join me as I break down Chapter 20 of Eclipse, 'Compromise', in which Bella desperately wants to lose her virginity, she flirts while in the foetal position, and Edward makes another demand/proposal.…

Join me as I break down Chapter 19 of Eclipse, 'Selfish', in which Edward airs the wolves' dirty laundry, Bella attempts to weaken the Cullen/Pack alliance, and Jacob is much more appealing in dog fo…

Join me as I break down Chapter 18 of Eclipse, 'Instruction', in which Bella attempts to manifest bad luck, she remembers that Victoria exists, and then gets a new cellphone...

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Join me as I break down Chapters 16 and 17 of Eclipse, 'Epoch' and 'Alliance', in which Bella has nothing to wear to graduation, Ms Cope can't cope with the alphabet, and Alice hosts a party with an …

Join me as I break down Chapters 14 and 15 of Eclipse, 'Declaration' and 'Wager', in which Bella entertains the concept of human sacrifice, Jacob makes a shocking confession, and no one gives a damn …

Join me as I break down Chapters 12 and 13 of Eclipse, 'Time' and 'Newborn', in which Bella forgets what month it is, Alice can't see what is going on in Seattle but can predict concert tickets, and …

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