Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

We tried to get DJ to participate in this conversation, but he just kept standing in the corner doing the Hundred Hand Slap and saying "Can't you do better than that?" over and over. It was really fr…

Teenagers with attitudes.  Interdimensional beings that were in the mood. Don't just stand there; let's get to it. Strike a pose there's nothing to it: morph.

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Any one could have said, "I've never seen that. I've never seen someone drive their garbage to the curb, then bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that," but only Tom Hanks could mak…

In our 50th episode, we review Titanic with special guest Laura Taylor!

Fun fact: in the original cut, after Jack screams "I'm the king of the world!", there was a shot of King Neptune saying "Oh y…

This week, we look at a movie that, if the Internet is to be believed, is IMPOSSIBLE to enjoy due to its scientific inaccuracies: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

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Today, we look back on Home Improvement, the story of a strong wife and her sons living under the constant threat of electrocution, flooding and fire by living with a man drunk on his own machismo an…

Ghost tells the story of two white, rich, young people whose love traverses the void betwixt this life and the next.

Or something.

Also the ghost solves a mystery.

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Today, we look back on Sister Act 2, a movie that had one job: come up with a believable reason that Whoopi would have to hide her identity again. 

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Today, we look at Sister Act, a movie whose fun Catholicism made Damon question his atheism and whose FRIGGIN' CUT Harvey Keitel made DJ question his heterosexuality!

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Join Damon and DJ as they review this classic tale of a half-man/half-crocodile who tears a trail of destruction through the Australian Outback and then moves on to devour New York City.  

Paul Hog…

This week, we look back on a movie about an alien hunting Special Ops soldiers for sport, of which, the most unrealistic aspect is an Austrian guy named "Dutch."

Damon and DJ review Predator, starr…

If you were waiting for a sexualized version of a child ghost, has 1995 got good news for you!

Damon and special guest host LT watch Casper. 

At its heart, The Sandlot is about a ragtag team of baseball fans squatting on a piece of prime multi-use real estate in their home town. Property values in the surrounding area would be negatively a…