What Is A Movie?

Today is the big Big Night day! We discuss ill-fated accents, the taxonomy of soup, and lay the groundwork for the brilliant and necessary sequel: Bigger Night. Call us when you're ready, Hollywood.

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What do you know, it's still 2022! 

Here's a lil bonus episode for y'all. First, a quick walk down memory lane looking at last year's episodes. Then, Kevin and Dan discuss the films and shows they eac…

The new year is a time to look back. A time to look out the rear window, if you will. 

See what we did there? eh? Look, we're watching some Hitchcock, alright? Time to get voyeuristic, friendos.

CW: di…

Christmastime is here! We're bringing a very festive double feature of TV specials to your ears this year full of late 80s commercials, maligned title characters, and the unveiling of a brand new Seu…

Get on your ice skates; it's wintertime and time for Blade! Come join our journey through this late-90's vampiric gem cause 'round here it's always open season on suckheads.

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Happy Thanksgiving! We're entering travel purgatory to investigate some of life's big questions: what are we thankful for? How John Hughes can one film be? Why is there a clip show in this movie? Wha…

Hail to the king, baby; it's Godzilla time! Tune in as we talk about that big lizard, his progeny, and the planes trains and automobiles that he kicks around. There's also a quick detour into the God…

CW: This episode discusses sexual assault, violence, rape, and stalking.

Spooky season continues! Just in time for Halloween, we're watching It Follows (2014). We discuss the stunning visuals/music, g…

Aw heck, it's October so that means we're back in sequel season! Here comes:
What Is A Movie: Season Three

And what better way to ring in spooky season with the reason for the season himself, Michael …

Bonjour! Grab a baguette or a fresh slice, we're taking a look at The French Connection in a back-to-back Hack(man) attack. We also connect the dots between this, The Exorcist, Blade Runner, and (of …

Come along as we hop into The Birdcage. We've got beautiful images, fantastic performances, terrible politicians, and deeply unsatisfying narrative payoffs. And, as always, Jeb!

How 'bout those dolphi…

Finally, a film that asks the question on the tip of our tongues: "how rad would a skateboarding vampire be?" and answers with an emphatic "Very. Obviously."

Tune in as we chat about vampires, love st…

It's time for Predator; big arms, big guns, big sweaty men... it's all here. Join us as we redesign Splash Mountain, compare alien-fighting squads, and reminisce about Kevin McAllister. Also, Dan dec…

Today we're diving into Whiplash, aka Two Dudes Bein' Terrible, aka Dumb Jerks the Worst: The Movie.

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CW: discussions of self harm, suicide, physical and emotional abuse, and slurs.

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Happy birthday America, it's time to slam some raw eggs, punch meat, and triumphantly climb some big, big stairs. Join us as we celebrate by watching Rocky, the story of a big himbo who likes turtles…

Pack your bags and put your samba shoes on, we're goin to Brazil! Today we take a look at Terry Gilliam's not-so-distant dystopia and all the lovely bureaucracy it comes with. 

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We found a guy named Max. He's pretty mad but we brought him with us. Get on your bikes and ride as we chat about about Mad Max ('79)!

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The weather's getting nice - let's head to summer camp! We somehow find our way into Jumanji, Magic Johnson, and a large amount of Davids in this one. Grab your can of mixed vegetables and come on do…

'The dust and the screaming
The yuppies networking'

Today we venture into the world of Patrick Bateman - business cards, pop music, thousands of crunches, and oh so much blood. It's American Psycho tim…