What Is A Movie?

It's almost Hallovveen so vve're vvatching the vvitch. Some good and normal puritanical times ahead - come on down to spooky town! Trust us, it's delicious.

CW:  infanticide, body mutilation, misogyny…

It's Sequel Season! We're back for a whole new season of What Is A Movie and we're kicking it off with one of the most important and critically lauded sequels we could: Blade 2. (It's spookytimes and…

"Where's the dreams that I've been after?" is a question I'm not sure The Master can answer for us or for Metallica... But the movie can provide a two-hour study of two nasty little dudes. Check out …

Hop in as we take a look at The Wedding Singer which (get this) takes place in the 80s!? Who knew! Crazy. 

To all the Julia Guglia's out there: this one's for you.

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I don't have anything witty to say this week; Parasite rules, it set our brains on fire, movies are good.

(PS Kevin edited out a bit where he said the house was "well scouted." That was A SET?! Incred…

Last call for childhood; all aboard The Pagemaster. Join us as we browse what this library has to offer: stunning animation (sometimes), alarmingly flat characters, 8 minutes of Christopher Lloyd, an…

Ahoy mateys and avast ye scurvy dogs, it's time for some treasure! Muppet Treasure Island, to be precise. Tune in for some thoughts on Tim Curry, the Long John Silver's food chain, and all things pir…

Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks; the Summer of Kevin's Lost Childhood continues with the Great American Pastime - romanticizing baseball. Tune in for a few thoughts about The Sandlot and lots of…

It's summertime: time to speedrun Kevin's missing childhood! First up, A Goofy Movie. Cheese whiz, possums, and Sasquatch; oh my. Now we're really seein' it eye to eye.

CW: discussion of a parent-chil…

It's judgement day again - this time it's in Bruges! Join us for ruminations on crime, catholic guilt, and our new segment Reihle Talk where we discuss the life and career of Richard Riehle (for some…

We're back and we're goin to new york, baby! Join us for drugs, guns, little natalie portman, and tips for good parenting (also a brief foray into Beast Wars v. Transformers) as we check out Léon the…

It's time for a delightfully delicious double feature of both Paddington movies. Grab a marmalade sandwich and let's chat about two perfect movies!

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Surf's up! Grab your board, badge, and government-issued homoerotic tension and meet us at the beach for Point Break. Vaya con dios, brah.

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Hide your prized horses, it's time for The Godfather! Something something offer you can't refuse.

Hot take - this is a pretty good movie, eh? 

CW: discussions of domestic abuse, graphic violence, & ani…

A wise man once said, "I am vengeance." That man went on to fight crime dressed like a bat and dang, we just can't stop making movies about that cool dude, huh. This episode is about your favorite on…

Although we've come
To the end of the road
Still I can't let go
It's unnatural...

There have never been truer words sung about Nicolas Cage. Or perhaps there have, but we're not here for that. We're here…

Things are heating up: it's semifinals time. We've got hot deliberation, magic daddy(tm), and (for some reason) an investigation into what Rocky Balboa: Vampire would look like.

Today's match-ups:
Wild…

Round two is here; time to dive into the Auteur division. How does Nic Cage fit into these directors' visions? Why does he do that voice? Who thought these movies were a good idea? These questions an…

Let's ride. 

For the third year running we're putting Nicolas Cage movies through an arduous tournament bracket in our quest to find the Ultimate Cage Film. Round one this year is dedicated to the Mag…

This time we're in Casablanca and, what do you know, it looks like everybody's come to Rick's. Buckle up and grab your visa – it's time for fashion, romance, colonialism, and more!

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