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The season continues as we crack open The Best Movie Ever Made™️

Does it live up to the title? Is the knowledge of the "twist" put a damper on the experience? Themes: what good are they? These topics,…

It's time for a new season! We're back to our roots with classic films Kevin really should have seen by now... that somehow Dan also hasn't seen.

Up first: 12 Angry Men; perhaps the ultimate bottle ep…

The grand conclusion of Giallo Season! Join us as we fast-forward all the way to 2018 to see what a modern, queer, giallo looks like. Buckle up for some blood, neon, and sexy gay boys as far as the e…

The giallo films from good ol Dario Argento just keep comin! Time to get a bit meta and introspective with Tenebrae as we discuss the nature of self-critique, feelings on "challenging" works, and - a…

Profondo Rosso? More like, a profondo real good time!

We're here checking out, arguably, the prime of Argento's Giallo time. Spiral into a winding mystery with us as we chat about puppet murder, top n…

Giallo Season continues with Dario Argento's first foray into the genre. Let's dive in and get trapped in a... colorful mystery. 

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Welcome to Giallo season.

We've got a great slate of five films queued up this season to dive in and get to know one of Dan's favorite genres. Bava, Argento, and more, oh my!

Up first, the OG itself - …

It's finale time, baby! Time to wrap up Cage Match 6 with the match of the century; but first, a losers bracket.

The Main Event:

Dream Scenario v. Longlegs.

Featuring special guests Jon Waugh and Erin S…

Semi-finals time, baby.

Dude Division:

Longlegs v. Zandalee

Dad Division:

Dream Scenario v. The Weather Man

Featuring special guests Jon Waugh and Erin Sheehan

Find Jon's on his other podcast: Damn That Te…

The 6th season of Cage Match continues! 

This time we're unpacking the incredible films contained within the Dude Bracket. The most-hated films of the year are discussed, winners and losers decided, a…

Oh lord, The Cage Match is back.

Time for our annual March Madness Nicolas Cage bracket! For your listening pleasure, this year we've collected 8 films across two divisions: Dude Cage v. Dad Cage.

Toda…

It's time to recap a Truly Bizarre Year! 

Join us as we reminisce the auxiliary media we experienced across the year. There are some true gems and some True Gems™️ in here.

Behold, the Grand List of Me…

Merry Nosferatu-mas!

Robert Eggers' Nosferatu is finally here and so our Vampire Season has come to a close. Time to hang with some Swedish children, joyfully traipse through every vampire trope in th…

We're goin back to two of our favorite boys - Nosferatu and Willem Dafoe!

Join us as we re-imagine the filming of Nosferatu through the lens of the oddest German accents ever recorded. 

You can shoot u…

Happy Thanksgiving - hope y'all have a lovely dinner and don't have to suffer any vampires at your table.

We've brought in our good friend and resident Rice scholar, Jon Waugh, to walk us through the …

Vamp Quest continues and we're fast forwarding all the way to the late 80s. Time to dive into a most beautiful and incredible house of cards - The Lost Boys. 

Schumacher, Sutherland, melodrama, and Co…

We're back for a new - spooky - season. It's Vampire Season, baby.

Kicking it off we're digging into the classic granddaddy of film vampires; Nosferatu. Cue the overture, it's time to suck some blood.

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It's the finale of our Tour DeFoe! Our last stop: Florida. Hop on in, we're going to Disney and it's totally gonna break your heart.

We chat about sad movies, childhood summertime, and rank our opinio…

We all live in a yellow submarine.


(editor's note: it's pronounced anjelica 'hyoo-ston' but we say 'huss-ton' here. oops.)

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