We Hired a Sitter For This
Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 51 minutes
- Episodes
- 204
- Years Active
- 2017 - 2025
Ep. 044 – Who cares about abortions??
It’s time to talk about these god damn abortion bans. Predominantly conservative white male legislators across this country are making decisions about female bodies, and the hypocritical snow ball ef…
Ep. 043 – Who cares about Mother’s Day??
Happy Mother’s Day, y’all! This week we take some time to thank all the mamas out there. Mothers can be biological, surrogate, adopted, chosen, or any other way you can think of someone becoming a MO…
Ep. 042 – Who cares about The Wig Lady??
Ladies and gentlemen put your hands up and your dollars down for Nefertiti!!! She is a fellow wardrobe stylist and a good “Judy” of Ross.’ Take a listen as she explains her love for beauty, makeup, a…
Ep. 041 – Who cares about reconnection??
Ross and Patrick are recording in bisolation again! Do you wish they had a guest? Well they don’t, so get over it. Separated for a week, they’re using this episode to hear about each other’s respecti…
Ep. 040 – Who cares about conflict resolution??
This episode starts in the thick of an awkward relationship conversation. A bit of a tiff. Ross and Patrick are cranky and tired and on different emotional pages so they decided to bring the listener…
Ep. 039 – Who cares about Justin & Caitlin??
We totally and absolutely care about Justin and Caitlin. This hilarious couple met in the comedy rooms of NYC and fell for each other while doing karaoke. They’ve lived in Queens and Brooklyn and ove…
Ep. 038 – Who cares about our bestie Danielle??
Finally! Danielle, a virgo, promptly arrives on the podcast and spills all the T. She is not only a teacher, wife, and mother, but she’s also a well read pop culture queen. Join Ross, Patrick, and Da…
Ep. 037 – Who cares about Giorgia Lupi??
We met Giorgia Lupi at an upstate NY yoga retreat two summers ago and we’ve been fans ever since! She’s a talented artist, designer, dancer, and conversationalist. In this episode we hear all about h…
Ep. 036 – Who cares about Maryam Ajayi?
To say that this woman is inspiring is an understatement! Maryam Ajayi is a trailblazer in the wellness world. Specializing in reiki and breath work, she’s working hard to make healing and self care …
Ep. 035 – Who cares about Ross Days?
Soul Cycle Instructor, Comedienne, Actress, International Icon. Ross Days is serving “Rihanna At The Airport” meets the Olsen twins and he’s here to talk about it. That’s right, TWO ROSSES!!! Can you…
Ep. 034 – Who cares about The Bachelor Finale??
Hi, can we steal you for a sec?? Ultimately, we knew from the moment we started watching the bachelor that it was going to be an experience that changed us for the rest of our lives. This journey has…
Ep. 033 – Who cares about Jason Rodgers??
Ross’ work husband Jason Rodgers swings by to discuss Reality TV, finding kindred spirits in the fashion industry, and a possible spin off podcast. No one knows more about pop culture and television …
Ep. 032 – Who cares about keeping LTRs fresh AF??
Trying to keep your long term relaish fresh? Ross and Patrick have been married for two years and ran away to a farm to celebrate. It don’t get no fresher than that! Hear all about their weekend spen…
Ep. 031 – Who cares about Jen D again??
Jen D. President of our relationship, Wife to Bay, Mother to Niko, and the FIRST RETURNING GUEST OF WHO CARES!!! On this episode, we discuss the trials and tribulations of being postpartum, breastfee…
Ep. 030 – Who cares about Rachel Green?
Rachel Green is a provocative jewess from Long Island who was called to the bright lights and big titties of New York City as a teen. An all around amazing performer and artist with stories to tell a…
Ep. 029 – Who cares about comedy couple Courtney & Casey??
It’s impossible not to care about hysterical comedy couple Courtney Maginnis and Casey James Salengo. He hails from the trailer parks of Vermont while she reps Virginia. At first these two were just …
Ep. 028 – Who cares about Ross’ broken arm??
The music was loud and the bones were brittle. It was The Great Roller Disco Tragedy of 2019. On this episode, we tell the very sad tale of how Ross went from being a dancing queen to the old lady wi…
Ep. 027 – Who cares about Eddie & Gregory??
Our dear friends Eddie and Gregory are a hilariously dynamic couple who WE CARE about very much! On this ep, they tell us about moving in and movin’ on up from a tiny West Village one bedroom to thei…
Ep. 026 – Who cares about Alexis Hope Krase??
This week we care about radical babe Alexis Hope Krase! A truly inspirational woman, she owns and operates New York City’s premiere plus size boutique, Plus BKLYN. Buckle up and absorb some wisdom fr…
Ep. 025 – Who cares about the new year??
This week we care about wrapping up 2018 and putting a fricken bow on it. We literally down dogged into 2019 (I know, vomit) and have some intentions for the new year to share. Don’t worry, we’re sti…