We Hired a Sitter For This
Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 51 minutes
- Episodes
- 204
- Years Active
- 2017 - 2025
Ep. 064 – Who cares about Kelly Irene Corson??
Even though Kelly, Ross, and Patrick have known each other for over a decade, this was definitely the most time they’ve ever spent together. Prior to recording this episode, Kelly put Peggy through t…
Ep. 062 – Who cares about Cassandra Cushman??
Cassandra Cushman is an actor. She’s a writer. A psychic, a witch, a healer. She’s so many things beyond this realm we can’t fit it all in this little paragraph. Take a listen as these three spirits …
Ep. 061 – Who cares about weddings, reunions, and feelings??
Ross, Patrick, and Peggy went upstate for a family wedding and Patrick’s 20 year high school reunion. Everyone came away from the weekend feeling emotionally hungover from the bittersweet highs and t…
Ep. 060 – Who cares about Juno Tempest??
This week we care about Juno Tempest, a comedian and writer in Brooklyn. Join us for a titillating convo about astrology, sex work, trans issues, and young love in NYC. You can hear more from Juno on…
Ep. 059 – Who cares about The Great Outdoors??
Did you miss Ross and Patrick last week? They felt terrible that they didn’t record an episode for you. (Just tell them you missed them. They’re very sensitive and crave validation). Have no fear, th…
Ep. 058 – Who cares about Billy Procida??
Billy Procida, the “Manwhore” himself, is in the Who Cares podcast studio! He talks to Ross and Patrick about standup, podcasting, sex work, and turning his sex positive slut lifestyle into a career.…
Ep. 057 – Who cares about Chuck Thornton??
When Ross first met Patrick, he was a reality TV producer who used a blackberry constantly and hair product never. (Ross’ subsequent fashion and cultural influence on him cannot be understated.) He a…
Ep. 056 – Who cares about sluts in paradise??
Ross and Patrick’s main junk food TV show obsession is The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise and its trash spawn, Bachelor in Paradise. The entire Bachelor brand is based on the myths we were all sold …
Ep. 055 – Who cares about Lindsay Goldwert??
Lindsay Goldwert is a journalist, podcaster, comedian, author, and all around fascinating human. She joins Ross and Patrick to discuss the exciting release of her first book, Bow Down: Lessons From D…
Ep. 054 – Who cares about healing after breakups??
He’s our (self-proclaimed) #1 fan and newly appointed President of the Who Cares Fan Club. This week we welcome back Bro of the show Dave Martineau! He’s 31, he’s single, he’s in therapy, and he’s un…
Ep. 053 – Who cares about dating while married??
Did you know there’s a sex-positive dating app for singles and couples? Well there is and Ross and Patrick have done lots of swiping left and right. In this episode, they talk about digital dating wh…
Ep. 052 – Who cares about teamwork??
This week Patrick and Ross catch up after being separated by The Road for four days. Ross experiences shades of single motherhood while Patrick was out performing at various breweries around the nort…
Ep. 051 – Who cares about death, sex, and dishwasher repair??
Ross and Patrick summer in Connecticut now. And yes, they prefer their favorite season in verb form. On this episode join them and Peggy for a ride down I-95 as they chat about family dynamics, son-i…
Ep. 050 – Who cares about open relationships??
It’s episode 50!! Can you believe it?? It only took this duo 50 episodes to decide what they really care about (or at least what they actually want to talk about): Sex, love, alternative relationship…
Ep. 048 – Who cares about episode 48??
This week Patrick and Ross and their third co-host and dog, Peggy, drive southbound on I-95 and talk about all sorts of things. (Well truthfully, Patrick and Ross do most of the talking while Peggy n…
Ep. 047 – Who cares about STI’s??
On their most revealing episode yet, Ross & Patrick discuss STI’s, non-monogamy, and sex in general. If you thought it was impossible for them to be even more transparent, take a listen as Ross shout…
Ep. 046 – Who cares about Peggy??
Well last week they were being voyeurs at the dog park and now their sitting IN the dog park. Ross’ dreams finally came true… she wore Patrick down and got them a dog!!! Welcome Peggy, the adorable m…
Ep. 045 – Who cares about walkabouts??
Join Patrick and Ross on a walkabout in their neighborhood of Bushwick, Brooklyn. They grab a coffee, visit the dog park (where they are creepy dog voyeurs), spy on one of their favorite listeners (H…