We Hired a Sitter For This
Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 51 minutes
- Episodes
- 204
- Years Active
- 2017 - 2025
Ep. 024 – Who cares about David “Bubz” Martineau??
This week we care about Ross’ lil’ bro Dave. He’s a talented musician, owner of Boston’s most impressive push broom mustache, and a loving dog father of one. Dave has proclaimed himself the number on…
Ep. 023 – Who cares about 2018??
All the amazing high brow and low brow entertainment in 2018 melted our brains. We relive the past year in this stream-of-consciousness chat and attempt to remember all our favorite moments. Join us,…
Ep. 022 – Who cares about Jessica Valentine??
Our guest this week is Jessica Valentine– Tattoo artist extraordinaire and all around Bad Bitch. We talk about her sobriety and how her new podcast “Seltzer Squad” is creating community and helping h…
Ep. 021 – Who cares about The Holidays??
Happy Holidays, everyone! And if they’re not happy… We have some ideas for ya.
Ep. 020 – Who cares about Caridel Cruz??
Business woman. Fashion producer. Actor. Designer. Style icon. INFLUENCER. On this episode we chat with the hilarious NYC native and super star, Caridel Cruz.
Ep. 019 – Who cares about bein’ a woman??
On this special episode we reunite after a long hiatus (sorry!) to talk about Shania Twain, ZZ Top, Thanksgiving, and our future plans for the podcast. Enjoy!
Ep. 018 – Who cares about self care??
Hey there you better slow it down and stop to smell the roses before you keel over and suffocate from those shallow stress breaths you’re breathing!! There you go, now sip some herbal tea and take a …
Ep. 017 – Who cares about Yoga Witches??
Crystals! Spells! Chakras! On this episode we discuss all things mystical, including Hacky Sack. Join us on this mind bending journey, man.
Ep. 016 – Who cares about summer vacation??
On this episode, take a trip with us from New York to New England and back to New York Again. We talk sex, babies, and money! That’s a lot of rockin’ and rollin’ for a podcast recorded on a house boa…
Ep. 015 – Who cares about sexual proclivities??
On this episode, Ross and Patrick chat about how to keep it spicy with their long term loves: Each other, and New York City.
Ep. 014 – Who cares about stress relief??
This week Patrick and Ross invite Angie Anxiety into the studio. Perhaps this challenging personality is also an old pal of yours? Take a listen while the three of us discuss stress, overeating, self…
Ep. 013 – Who cares about emotional turmoil??
After nearly a month off, we’re back to check in with light and fun stuff like existential dread & confusion, couple’s therapy, and thunder vest technology.
Ep. 012 – Who cares about RuPaul’s Belch Race??
Ross and Patrick attempt to discuss the latest episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race while Ross’ body has other plans. Between gas, drowsiness, and a trypophobic meltdown, it’s a miracle this episode exists …
Ep. 011 – Who cares about The Bushwick Treeshrew??
Hey we missed you! On this episode we catch up and do some singing after taking a few weeks off from the pod. Ross talks about her next steps in her career, Patrick talks foot pain, and then they sha…
Ep. 010 – Who cares about marriage??
On this episode we talk to Andrea & Jonas about their upcoming nuptials. Who cares?? Well we do because these are our dear friends and they’re embarking on an amazing journey together and we love the…
Ep. 009 – Who cares about Ms. C??
Let’s get this woman a TV show!! Ms. C should be on the Food Network cooking Latin classics and sweet potato pies while sassing fellas she met on Tindr. She’s a hilarious standup, successful real-est…
Ep. 008 – Who cares about Michael Ray Solis??
Fashion. Comedy. Drag. “The Nightmare.” Join us while we chat with Michael Ray Solis about growing up gay in The South, Christian fraternities, and living your truth in The Big Apple.
Ep. 007 – Who cares about Drag Queens??
I’ll tell ya who cares about Drag Queens- Ross and I care about Drag Queens!! It’s a major part of our relationship herstory. The glue that keeps our marriage together is probably reality TV. Namely …
Ep. 006 – Who cares about the New Year??
It’s 2018, and after surviving a bout of strep throat after the holidays, we’re back to catch up! On this episode we chat about The Bachelor, The Obamas, pupusas, and the circle of life. Thanks for l…
Ep. 005 – Who cares about the holidays??
This episode was recorded on a whim late in the night on Christmas Eve. We’d had a long day of travel, fun, and frolic with my family. We’d gone to church, we’d eaten heartily, we’d become drowsy wit…