Things That Will Burn In Hell with Phoenix West

Go on, tuck that dirty shirt into your jeans. You'll look like you walked out of a Mad Men episode. Your dick will never dry.

This is probably the longest skit on the show. It gets really creepy but that's what happens when YOU BREAK UP WITH ME BETHANY!!! RIP Emily.

Andy Warhol does not equal art. Twisted Metal is a video game and is not art. But the video game is art. It gets confusing.

Vaginaccident. Clitowreck. Mini-Vulvan-Collision. Pull Ovaries and give the motormenstralcycles some womb to drive! And so on.

Cars go vrooom in a circle. Repeat. Repeat the same shitty mistakes. Your life is a shitty full-circle joke.

This is an interesting episode. It caused a Siri time loop that I still haven't escaped from. Look to LIW+ to see the behind the scenes footage. Homeless Doo and his gang of fuck-ups was apparently a…

Stop it. Yes, it's cute. Yes, it's stupid. Yes, your animals hate you for it. Stop it.

Sad with your shitty life? Pretend to be someone famous... who was also sad with their life. Continue the sad-cycle. Keep peddling!

I'm pretty sure Will Smith somehow appeared in the background of one of these episodes and he was showering. He just loves it.

If you're here to fuck around then tune out. This episode is only for those that are serious about their fitness and nutrition regiments. Fast food is a bullet and you're loading your own fat, face g…

I say no thank you to boring war on the sky. Just... no thank you.

How can a people make such delicious sushi when they are so into used panties? Not just into them but they need vending machines for them for when they are on the go and are used panty-less. It's tha…

TMZzzzzzzzzzzzz. This was an angry episode.

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Space...the boring frontier. These are the rantings of a star movie hating lunatic. Or they're okay. Either way.

This episode just happens to land exacly one week after the real Christmas and it's driving me insane that if I started this series a week earlier it would have been the official Christmas episode. F…

If your mouth is stapled to the inside of your goddamn mouth and you don't have lips then deaf people can't lip read you. I call bullshit. The only thing they teach on this street is how to skip scho…

Steven Seagal ruined it for everyone. EVERYONE. Blame him for my aggression. Also, stop putting rappers in your films unless the film is about rapping. Because obviously.

Don't you dare think of another web-based comedy series when you're watching this you cheating asshole!