The Two Cocks Podcast

Our usual shambles, but with our first returing guest!

Neil joins us to talk about his new venture with the RSPCA, we have TWO blind rankings, and as usual, the episode descends into CHAOS! You do not…

This week, we discuss if there should be a death penalty, it sounds like a heavy topic, but with Smithy being at least 6 pints deep it just ends up with some mad ideas!

The rhyming game makes a return…

This week we are at The Riff Corner in Clevedon, great venue!

We discuss Englands Euros exit, Bandaged Ears, and Toys and Games of the 90s!

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This week we thank The Royal Oak for having us, Smithy has a hilarious 'Golden' news story and we have a Royal Debate!

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We're back at the Royal Oak in Clevedon, this time with a special guest, Elson's wedding videographer, Ben Pope!

Ben takes us through the world of wedding videography, the good, the bad, and the ugly,…

Guess Who's Back, Back Again.. 

Elson's back from Honeymoon, and we discuss all things Norway, Smithy has a great Blind Ranking for Elson, and we briefly discuss what Scams are so accepted that we don…

This week we say Happy 4th July to our American listeners (even though we don't know what its for..), Smithy has a funny cock head which is quite relevant to the general election, and we talk about o…

We're back on Zoom this week and both CANNOT be arsed. Smithy has a long winded cock head who talks absolute dribble for hours (maybe he should start a podcast..) and Elson can finally disclose what …

This week we discuss Elson's new car, and he has a poem to his old Peugeot! Smithy brings this week's Mass Debate and questions if we should have a Fat Tax, we have some listener jokes, and we get ca…

We're back, and theres only one place to start, Smithy has FINISHED his marathon. An amazing achievement, and we spend the episode going over what he enjoyed about it (not much), and what he didn't (…

Welcome back, this week Smithy is gearing up his marathon prep... He's bought some trainers..

Elson has the quickest delivery ever which proves you should always support local, and we have a Mass Deb…

This week Smithy is still planning his marathon, despite having no trainers! Elson brings us an office placed debate, and we have our first proper PHONE IN!

As always, get your Top Cocks, Cock Heads, …

This week we discuss if you should listen to convicted singers. Elson has been on 'Minimoon', and Smithy has a great shithouse of a Top Cock!

As always get your Top Cocks, Cock Heads, or Jokes in to u…

Its the Elson Wedding Special! We talk about the big day, our many, many highlights and an amazing surprise that the Groom did not see coming! Pur first time at The Wellesley Arms in Chippenham and w…

This ones on Zoom, but it's a belter.

Smithy manages to get from Graffiti to bumming Hitler (Yes... Really..), Elson has some luck at the Chocolate Shop, and we have some more listener jokes!

As always…

We have a special guest!

We have our American on the pod and we cover schooling, politics, humour and food!

This is a 2 parter episode so please listen to part 1, available now!

As always, get your joke…

We have a special guest!

We have our American on the pod and we cover schooling, politics, humour and food!

This is a 2 parter episode so please stay tuned for episode 2 coming next week!

As always, get…

Back at The Crown, and Smithy's old colleague Swifty joins us for some Farm Stories!

We also discuss scammers, THAT Nike kit and Japanese food.

As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspo…

Our second visit to The Crown At Regil

This week, we actually have a deep chat which went really well. That being said, Elson has 3 top cocks, and Smithy has one of the worst Cock Heads ever!

As always…

Our first episode at The Crown at Regil!

This week, we discuss Elson's stag do! Elson has given the guys who went a footballer rating for the acclaimed Stag XI and Smithy has a joke that even he nearl…