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The Two Cocks Podcast

Two Cocks, One Podcast, Zero Clue!



Two Cocks coming into your ears once a week! Easy listening, we hope you can laugh and maybe even learn something from our various guests! Aiming to reduce some head noise you might have even for a short time!


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Society & Culture Fun Comedy Mental Health Education
Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
53 minutes
Episodes
70
Years Active
2024 - 2025
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Ep 066 - Allotments, Puppies, Cyclists & Chocolate Milk

Ep 066 - Allotments, Puppies, Cyclists & Chocolate Milk

We are back! It's a Zoom episode, and really chilled.


We chat about loads, including Smithy's new puppy and Elson's recent holiday


Smithy's signal made him look like a CCTV image from Crimewatch, and …

00:34:37  |   Thu 03 Jul 2025
Ep 065 - What Is Happening?

Ep 065 - What Is Happening?

We cover Thorns, Sperm Races, Rivers and Duncan Ferguson..

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00:49:11  |   Thu 26 Jun 2025
Ep 064 - Quiz Night!!

Ep 064 - Quiz Night!!

We cover Elson's charity Quiz Night and all the fun, chaos and generosity it brought!

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00:54:22  |   Thu 19 Jun 2025
Ep 063 - The Overdue Catch Up

Ep 063 - The Overdue Catch Up

Reunited!


We cover Ultra Marathons, Anniversaries, Birthdays and food!




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00:50:50  |   Thu 12 Jun 2025
Ep 062 - Worst Stadium Names

Ep 062 - Worst Stadium Names

We are at The Brent Knoll Inn and we discuss Ramadan, Cat Shit Coffee and Hot Fuzz!


Smithy brings a debate about football stadiums, and then we run out of steam and descend into a long ass game of Bot…

00:43:37  |   Thu 15 May 2025
Ep 061 - What Would You Bring Back From Childhood?

Ep 061 - What Would You Bring Back From Childhood?

We're back at the Red Cow, and this time we are outside! Lovely sunny pub garden!


Smithy has Top Cock and Cock Head Mechanics, and Elson has Top Cock and Cock Heads from the animation industry


Smithy h…

00:44:29  |   Thu 08 May 2025
Ep 060 - What Would Your Death Row Meal Be?

Ep 060 - What Would Your Death Row Meal Be?

We're at The Red Cow in Brent Knoll, and its lovely!


Smithy talks about his upcoming Ultra Marathon, and Elson is his own Cock Head for the second week running!


We get Bray's answers for the football l…

00:45:25  |   Thu 01 May 2025
Ep 059 - Convict Firefighters - Yes or No?

Ep 059 - Convict Firefighters - Yes or No?

Welcome back, we are at one place we never thought we would be - A Garden Centre Cafe!


Elson has had a great time at a wedding, Smithy has a great time with Elson's parents and in laws! And the boys t…

00:53:07  |   Thu 24 Apr 2025
Ep 058 - Mental Health Pub Chat

Ep 058 - Mental Health Pub Chat

This week we are back at The Royal Oak, and it is pure pub chat, multiple tangents and a lot of openness around Men's Mental Health.


Great episode to record, and thank you to The Royal Oak for having …

01:01:30  |   Thu 17 Apr 2025
Ep 057 - The Train Cart Dilemma

Ep 057 - The Train Cart Dilemma

We are at The Royal Oak this week! Elson has a psychological dilemma for Smithy that within 3 minutes becomes about getting bummed in prison...


Enjoy..


As always, get your content into us @twocockspodc…

00:42:53  |   Thu 10 Apr 2025
Ep 056 - Worst Thing You've Done On A Group Chat

Ep 056 - Worst Thing You've Done On A Group Chat

We're back... At Smithy's Mum's! But we're in person and flying!


At least we were until we lost our recording 20 minutes in and had to start again...


Great episode covering Trump, Glass Making, and Gro…

00:41:25  |   Thu 03 Apr 2025
Ep 055 - Best Stag Locations

Ep 055 - Best Stag Locations

Welcome back, we cover our recent stag do. Elson has an allotment and a story about a minute's silence, Smithy has been kicked (in a good way), and we round off with some jokes from the internet!


As a…

00:38:49  |   Thu 27 Mar 2025
Ep 054 - Stupid Games & Tangents

Ep 054 - Stupid Games & Tangents

Elson has a Top Cock and Cock Head from the same place, Smithy has invented a new game, and we have an actual "Phone In!"


We also talk Rolf Harris, Hyenas, Dyslexia and a Stag Do!


No logic, complete ch…

00:54:41  |   Thu 20 Mar 2025
Ep 053 - Funny Pub Names!

Ep 053 - Funny Pub Names!

We're on Zoom again this week, and we have absolutely 0 plan!


Elson brings a quick debate about the origin of Pub Names, and as usual we take it to dark and ridiculous places!


Smithy chats about how gr…

00:36:19  |   Thu 13 Mar 2025
Ep 052 - Which Cuisine Is Best (On Average) Across The UK?

Ep 052 - Which Cuisine Is Best (On Average) Across The UK?

We're on Zoom again this week. Please enjoy Smithy's frantic search for a mic at the start of the episode!


We both chat about our weekends just gone, and Smithy has a great debate about food cuisines!


00:34:32  |   Thu 06 Mar 2025
Ep 051 - App Chat

Ep 051 - App Chat

We're on Zoom this week, but we try and bring the same energy as usual!


Elson chats about using his "App Timer" as his "Top Cock", whilst Smithy talks about his wife's new App which is "Like Tinder Fo…

00:36:05  |   Thu 27 Feb 2025
Ep 050 - Urban Dictionary & Reddit Dilemmas - TIMMY TIMMY!!

Ep 050 - Urban Dictionary & Reddit Dilemmas - TIMMY TIMMY!!

We are at the Consti again, and we are celebrating our 50th Birthday!


Smithy brings some Reddit dilemmas, and Elson brings a new game where the listeners can get involved!


As always get you content to …

00:44:46  |   Thu 20 Feb 2025
Ep 049 - Lose All Past Memories Or Never Make New Ones?

Ep 049 - Lose All Past Memories Or Never Make New Ones?

We are at the Consti again, and covering a wide range of topics!


We have a fantastic debate about Memories, and one about using censored terms online.


The flow on this one was incredible, great back an…

00:39:43  |   Thu 13 Feb 2025
Ep 048 - It's Our Birthday!

Ep 048 - It's Our Birthday!

It's our birthday! We celebrate by going over our highlights of 2024, and look forward to 2025.


We go through some Debates, News Stories, and "Am I The Asshole?" questions from the world of Reddit!


As…

00:48:30  |   Thu 06 Feb 2025
Ep 047 - What Sense Would You Rather Lose?

Ep 047 - What Sense Would You Rather Lose?

We're back at The Hickory Inn, and we love it!


Smithy is hanging after a crate and half of Thatchers, Elson has some great news regarding his Dad, and we have a debate from Mrs Elson!


As always get you…

00:46:44  |   Thu 30 Jan 2025
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