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The Two Cocks Podcast

Two Cocks, One Podcast, Zero Clue!



Two Cocks coming into your ears once a week! Easy listening, we hope you can laugh and maybe even learn something from our various guests! Aiming to reduce some head noise you might have even for a short time!


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Society & Culture Fun Comedy Mental Health Education
Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
53 minutes
Episodes
70
Years Active
2024 - 2025
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Ep 046 - More 'Would You Rather's' From The Listeners!

Ep 046 - More 'Would You Rather's' From The Listeners!

We're back at Smithy's house!


Having a great time with our makeshift audience (our wives were sat in the same room..)


We cover some great "Would You Rather's" from some of our listeners, Smithy delves …

00:52:18  |   Thu 23 Jan 2025
Ep 045 - The Cum-Back Episode!

Ep 045 - The Cum-Back Episode!

WE ARE BACK!


We discuss the boy's Christmas plans, Smithy's new job and Elson's work on the new trailer!


We have a great debate from a listener about albums, and some political chat that naturally goes…

00:46:54  |   Thu 16 Jan 2025
Ep 044 - Merry Cockmas! - A Quick Message From The Boys

Ep 044 - Merry Cockmas! - A Quick Message From The Boys

Our final episode at the services... Thanks for your hospitality..


A quick episode this week to say thank you for all the support this year!


We are very very grateful, and hopefully the fact we have re…

00:14:54  |   Thu 19 Dec 2024
Ep 043 - Am I The Asshole?

Ep 043 - Am I The Asshole?

This week we are back at the Taunton Deane Services!


Smithy's truck has ran out of battery, and we have a saviour of a Top Cock who gets it back up and running!


We discuss Sam Smith, Korean Soldiers, T…

00:41:54  |   Thu 12 Dec 2024
Ep 042 - Reddit Advice, 'Would You Rather?' & Knock Knock Ginger

Ep 042 - Reddit Advice, 'Would You Rather?' & Knock Knock Ginger

This week we are at one place we never thought we'd record... The car park at Taunton Deane Services!


We told you... We're committed!


We discuss what Ex-Premier League footballer has been caught playin…

00:38:29  |   Thu 05 Dec 2024
Ep 041 - Why Supply Cakes On My Own Birthday?

Ep 041 - Why Supply Cakes On My Own Birthday?

We're back for our final episode (this time) at The Hickory Inn!


This is a complete unplanned shambles but we manage to make it work!


Thanks to Kerri for our debate!


Enjoy!


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00:50:09  |   Thu 28 Nov 2024
Ep 040 - What Do You Wish You Were Asked?

Ep 040 - What Do You Wish You Were Asked?

We're 40! And we didn't mention it at all!


We're back at The Hickory Inn and loving it!


Elson has a funny debate and a series recommendation, Smithy has some Australia stories and gas..


As always, get …

00:43:36  |   Thu 21 Nov 2024
Ep 039 - What Is The Worst Minor Inconvenience?

Ep 039 - What Is The Worst Minor Inconvenience?

We're back at The Hickory Inn and we have some great shouts from the listeners this week


We have some things for our "In The Bin" segment, a guest debate and of course, some guest jokes!


As always get…

00:51:09  |   Thu 14 Nov 2024
Ep 038 -  One Cock Down Under - The Australian Special

Ep 038 - One Cock Down Under - The Australian Special

We are at The Hickory Inn!


Smithy is back from his travels, Elson has prepared some questions, and we have our sound effects back!


As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or twocockspod@hot…

00:57:38  |   Thu 07 Nov 2024
Ep 037 - Pit Stop At Elson's

Ep 037 - Pit Stop At Elson's

We're back, Smithy is on his way home from the airport so he stops into Elson's for a coffee and a chat!


We briefly discuss Smithy and Elle's travels before our Australian Special next week, we also c…

00:45:09  |   Thu 31 Oct 2024
Ep 036 - Ducks v Horses & Krueger v Diddy - With GUEST HOST Wyatt Gudgin-Jones

Ep 036 - Ducks v Horses & Krueger v Diddy - With GUEST HOST Wyatt Gudgin-Jones

Elson & Wyatt are back on Zoom!


Elson says something that makes him feel old, Wyatt has some shitty travel experiences, and then brings some hilarious "Would You Rathers"


As always get your content int…

00:52:58  |   Thu 24 Oct 2024
Ep 035 - Would You Rather Know 'When' Or 'How' You'll Die? - With GUEST HOST Wyatt Gudgin-Jones

Ep 035 - Would You Rather Know 'When' Or 'How' You'll Die? - With GUEST HOST Wyatt Gudgin-Jones

This week in Smithy's absence, Wyatt has kindly offered to step in as a guest host and he BRINGS IT with the best Cock Head story Elson has ever heard!


He also brings a really good debate to make you …

01:05:05  |   Thu 17 Oct 2024
Ep 034 - The Football XI Special - With Special Guest, Aaron Bray

Ep 034 - The Football XI Special - With Special Guest, Aaron Bray

It's the Football Special! We are back at The Consti and Bray joins us again.


The boys give their 90/00s XI, and their 00/10s XI, Bray has a hilarious Top Cock, and Smithy gets the ball rolling on our…

00:56:30  |   Thu 10 Oct 2024
Ep 033 - Freight Forwarding Special - With Special Guest, Aaron Bray

Ep 033 - Freight Forwarding Special - With Special Guest, Aaron Bray

We are back at The Consti, an old favourite and work place of the famous Julie!


This week we have a great friend of the boys, and friend of the pod, Bray on to talk about his career in freight forwar…

00:47:21  |   Thu 03 Oct 2024
Ep 032 -  How Does Your 'Local' Become Your 'Local' & Is Cereal Soup?

Ep 032 - How Does Your 'Local' Become Your 'Local' & Is Cereal Soup?

We're back on Zoom due to busy schedules again this week!


This one is a right laugh! Smithy has a great off the cuff debate about how a local becomes a local and Elson calls out some shit behaviour!


As…

01:18:07  |   Thu 26 Sep 2024
Ep 031 - Would You Rather Be Invisible Or Fly?

Ep 031 - Would You Rather Be Invisible Or Fly?

We're back on Zoom due to busy schedules this week!


This one is a right laugh! Smithy finally gets his camera working, we have a stupid debate, and Elson has a heartfelt poem for our former England M…

00:48:23  |   Thu 19 Sep 2024
Ep 030 - What Makes You Feel Old?

Ep 030 - What Makes You Feel Old?

Our final episode at The Crown & Anchor, what a pub! We celebrate 30 episodes! Elson's top cock sends Smithy off on a tangent, and we have some amazing listener jokes!

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01:14:27  |   Thu 12 Sep 2024
Ep 029 - Does A Personalised Number Plate Make You A Cock?

Ep 029 - Does A Personalised Number Plate Make You A Cock?

We're back at The Crown & Anchor! We shout out the amazing Rufus Rice, Smithy has a long winded Cock Head, and we have a guest debate!

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00:59:26  |   Thu 05 Sep 2024
Ep 028 - Animation Special (Part 2) - With Special Guest, Technical Demonstrator Aaron Prout

Ep 028 - Animation Special (Part 2) - With Special Guest, Technical Demonstrator Aaron Prout

We're back at The Crown & Anchor with part 2 of our animation special with Aaron Prout!


Hear our favourite animated films, Smithy's will not surprise you...


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01:39:56  |   Thu 29 Aug 2024
Ep 028 - Animation Special (Part 1) - With Special Guest, Technical Demonstrator Aaron Prout

Ep 028 - Animation Special (Part 1) - With Special Guest, Technical Demonstrator Aaron Prout

This week, we are at The Crown & Anchor, Plymouth and we are discussing Elson's profession of Animation, with his old Technical Demonstrator, and great friend of the Pod, Aaron Prout.


We have greatly …

01:03:28  |   Thu 22 Aug 2024
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