The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

Megatron has one last plan up his sleeve... except it's not his plan. It's Tarantulas' plan and it might not exist but, if it does, you can be sure Megatron will claim credit for it. Also, more stupi…

The Vok decide to be relevant again! This time they send the combined sparks of Tigertron and Airazor in a new transformer ordered to destroy both the Predacons and the Maximals.

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Megatron gains control over Optimal Optimus and captures most of the Maximals. Will Blackarachnia be able to save her fuckbuddy and his friends?

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Blackarachnia reluctantly agrees to let Rhinox remove her Predacon shell program. Assuming this means the Arc's access codes are up for grabs, Megatron launches an all-out assault on the Maximal HQ.

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When Cheetor violates the Prime Directive by educating human children, Megatron kidnaps one of them so she can help construct a new weapon that will destroy the Maximals once and for all! Yes...

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Blackarachnia believes the Maximals want to risk destroying her to remove her Predacon programming, so she runs away only to become prey for an irate Dinobot 2.

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     In the late summer of that year we lived in a house in a village that looked across the river and the plain to the mountains. In the bed of the river there were pebbles and boulders, dry and whi…

When Cheetor gets caught in the machine Megatron has built to create a new Dinobot, he's presumed dead by a callous Depthcharge and a wallowing Optimal Optimus. Also, there's a completely unrelated c…

When Megatron unleashes his newly created cyber-raptors upon the stupid humans, Blackarachnia and Cheetor are ordered to return two stupid human children to their family.

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Optimus sends Silverbolt and Rattrap on a mission to retrieve Sentinel from the remains of their spaceship. Unfortunately, Rampage plans to interfere. Unfortulatelyier, so does Megatron.

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A Maximal named Depthcharge, on the trail of Protoform X, ends up on Earth. His bad blood with Super Thing, and the other Maximals, soon becomes apparent.

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After Blackarachnia betrays Megatron, and stabilizes Optimus Prime, Rhinox is able to repair Prime's body... but only if Optimus Primal is able to carry Prime's spark inside himself.

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If you were upset that our previous Bumblebee review wasn't long enough, this episode is for you. If you thought our previous Bumblebee episode was too long... we have some bad news.

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Paul and John review all the best parts of 2018's Bumblebee.

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Season two of Beast Wars was short, so this episode is short.

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Generation One shoves its massive dong in the face of Beast Wars when Blackarachnia locates The Ark. With Megatron hot on her tail, and the Maximals right behind him, it's a race to change the course…

When Ravage reveals he's in league with ██████████, Megatron convinces him to ██████████ by showing him a video of ████████ on the ███████████.

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The Maximals believe rescue is imminent, unaware the Predacon Alliance has sent their best Assassin to find Megatron in the past. Silverbolt continues to be Blackarachnia's chump.

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In the most irrelevant and pointless episode of the season two, possibly of the series, Rampage and Silverbolt battle to gain the friendship of a stupid dumb stupid robot.

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After monologuing for the past few episodes, Dinobot comes to realize his destiny just in time to save the human race from Megatron's plan.

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