The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

While traversing the empty streets of Cybertropolis, the Maximals find a scared wolf-looking-thing that calls itself Noble. Meanwhile, the surviving Vehicon generals insist there is a monster on the …

John springs a stupid idea on Paul and Paul goes along with John's stupid idea so John and Paul end up reviewing one of the silliest games ever made. Silly.

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Trapped in The Matrix, Optimus makes his way back to the real world but then doesn't but then does again inside a marble but then goes back to The Matrix but then comes back again. Megatron pimps his…

It's the episode you love to skip! Paul and John talk about their favourite, and least favourite, Maximals and Vehicons and episodes of Beast Machines: Season One.

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In the season one finale, Cheetor protests the foolish path the Maximals are taking, Megatron begins to suspect Lackey, and John whines incessantly about Optimus.

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As Megatron arms his Vehicons with copies of the Key to Vector Sigma, Blackarachnia steals just enough CreepyGlue™ to turn Thrust back into Silverbolt long enough to win him back to the Maximals.

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Nightscream is the first to be infected with Tankor's new transmogrification ray. What should be an easy mission to save his life turns into squabbling between Cheetor and Optimus. Is CreepyGlue™ the…

I'm a survivor. What?
I'm not goin' give up. What?
I'm not goin' stop. What?
I'm goin' work harder. What?
I'm a survivor. What?
I'm goin' make it. What?
I will survive. What?
Keep on survivin'…

Optimus is still on his vision quest, so Cheetor commands the Maximals to capture the Vehicon generals and convert them back to their former selves... but who ARE their former selves?

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Paul and John are on a quest to find Sales Guy as they talk about Maximals finding out Vehicons are Maximals.

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As the Maximals discover what Megatron did to the inhabitants of Cybertron, Blackarachnia discovers the reason she and Thrust are drawn to each other.

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Rattrap finally transforms only to find out his robot form is as threatening as the Oscar Meyer® Wienermobile. When he receives no sympathy at home, Rattrap forges a deal with Megatron to make himsel…

Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
Nightscream!

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While the Maximals hunt for a mysterious spark, Rattrap discovers a serum that makes him transform all fancy crazy and he goes wriiiing with the saw goin' off and like that. Yes.

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Rattrap joins Blackarachnia on a hunt for clues about their past. There may be answers in their old ship's logs, but Megatron's new spark-carrying Vehicons get in the way. Also, Optimus yells.

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With three quarters of the reformatted Maximals now able to "become transformed", they decide to snoop around Cybertropolis which brings Optimus face-to-face with Megatron who may or may not have kil…

The Maximals find themselves back on Cybertron with no memory of how they got there, no idea why everything is trying to kill them, and lacking the ability to maximize. Maybe, if they fall down enoug…

Paul and John watch 1986's The Transformers: The Movie... with you!

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It's the end of another series, so Paul and John sit down to discuss their favourite and least favourite Maximals, Predacons, and episodes.

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In an episode that isn't bad but certainly isn't great, the Maximals attempt to flee in the Ark before The Nemesis' super-mega-laser-death-ray blows them up. Will Megatron and Superthing finally kiss…