The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

Wheeljack stops by for an episode, and a new toy, but is detained by Starscream. We also meet a Decepticon named Makeshift, but he doesn't even have his own toy so what's the point?

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Autobot HQ goes into the shitter when an infestation of metal-eating scraplettes causes countless problems, not the least of which is retrieving Optimus and Arcee from the Arctic before they freeze t…

In an effort to bolster his forces, Starscream unleashes a new toy upon the world. Skyquake (the ancient Decepticon warrior) has problems letting go of the past so Optimus helps him, with a solid pun…

The Darkness Rising series ends with a decent closer. It's no Darkness Rising: Part IV, but it's still pretty solid.

Megatron and his dark energon, Optimus destroying a space bridge, humanity's futur…

Arcee and Bumblebee finally make their way into the Decepticon ship, saving Jack and Raph. Once reunited with Bulkhead and Miko, the Autobots attempt to rescue Fowler. Meanwhile, Optimus and Ratchet …

While Optimus and Ratchet are out on a reconnaissance mission, everything goes to crap at Autobot HQ; Bulkhead and Miko are alone outside a Decepticon ship, Jack and Raph get kidnapped, and Bumblebee…

The Autobots investigate a Deception energon mine only to discover Megatron has turned Cliffjumper into a mindless, rage-fueled zombie. There's also some drama with the humans but we're not watching …

As the Decepticons emerge from years of hiding, Optimus' task of protecting humanity is complicated when three human children discover the existence of the Autobots.

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At the end of their time with the Maximals, Paul and John discuss their most and least favourite everything from Beast Machines, then compare it to its predecessor.

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Paul and John finish up Beast Machines by talking about a twenty-two minute fight scene between Optimus Primal and Megathing, while they hide from Danny the killer robot.

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The Maximals upgrade themselves and fight back against onslaught of Vehicons. Meanwhile, Megalackey acquires his new body and gives a middle finger to the franchise.

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It's the beginning of the end as the Maxkimals get split up when Megalackey's Vehicon army attacks Megahead in an all out battle for the sparks. Also, Paul suffers through allergies.

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As Megaspark searches for a new body, Blackarachnia and Silverbolt address their relationship, Cheetor and Nightscream offer an olive branch to the Vehicons, and Rattrap and Botanic make out.

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Holo-Megahead, formerly Megatron, now residing inside Megahead, becomes Megaspark. Mega cool!

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When the Maximals go searching for missing sparks Optimus and Nightscream find Iacon, Cheetor and Blackarachnia and Silverbolt fight Vehicons, and Rattrap finds porn.

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Tired of Thrust's failure to defeat all the Maximals single-handed, Megahead creates two new Vehicon generals who are probably as stupid as they appear. Right?

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The Maximals are quick to investigate a crashed spaceship in the search for a possible survivor... but will that survivor be an evil monster, or will they be a new toy for your kids? Always brush you…

The Maximals are infected with a deadly glowing-red-eyes virus that turns them evil? Will they manage to come to their senses before they destroy each other? The eight episodes that come after this o…

Blackarachnia is finally able to restore Silverbolt to a Maximal, thereby destroying JP... but Silverbolt isn't happy with his new form and he's not too crazy about just existing.

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Maximals can't
Equate what's
Going on with their
Ally Noble as he
Tries to
Reach the inside
Of a mysterious building in this
New episode.

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