The Podcast of Billionaires

The cops show up as you and your pet parrot are taking your regular shirtless run through the neighborhood. It's almost inevitable that you'll be smiling for a mugshot before the night is through. Do…

So the doctors tell you that the pain in your leg can't be cured. They say the only option available is amputation. They also tell you that you don't have enough money for the surgery. Are you doing …

We were born naked, and if we do it right we’ll die naked. Some of my best decisions as well as some of my worst ones were made naked. This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we’ll review some bad d…

WARNING: The world's cutest animal has been stolen, and we ask you where it happened. In addition to troubling news from Charlie the pony, we learn about a former vet (animal doc not combat) who thin…

“The toe! The toe! Oh the humanity, someone ate the toe.” Thus began my descent into madness as I was preparing this week’s Podcast of Billionaires. A mummified toe gets eaten (by a human), a teenage…

It's a classic love story: Woman meets man, they fall in love and move in together. Man sweats on woman's couch and she beats the tar out of him. It's a classic coming of age story: Man travels to Or…

This week in the Podcast of billionaires we race from behind to become number one. Not only do we dislocate our jaw trying to eat a burger, and then try to stab a guy for stealing canned shrimp, but …

We like animals. We especially like the exotic ones. (Even if they are in disguise.) This week on the show we talk about all things exotic. Like a hipster on an enormous big wheel and a dog dressed u…

What type of story are you more likely to hear on the Podcast of Billionaires: A) a cop punching a guy in the nuts, or B) a cop asking a woman to punch him in the nuts? Sadly to say the answer is B. …

This week in the Podcast of Billionaires Josh tells a story about stairs, alcohol, girlfriends, and manly men. We also talk about what you do when someone pukes all over your stuff, or gets naked on …

This week in the Podcast of billionaires we learn about some folks who should have said "Sorry Bro", but instead they double down on their bad decisions. From the gun toting granny who takes pot shot…

Crash a party? That's a beating. Let's talk about bad decisions and crimes of passion. We talk about a drunk driver who crashes the wrong party, a naked man trying to break windows with a sex toy, an…

Farts are bad. They might be funny, but they can turn friends into enemies. At full volume, they can result in the cops being called and folks getting stabbed. This week in the Podcast of Billionaire…

This week in the Podcast of billionaires we learn about what happens when you lose your focus. You have a job to do. Your mom is counting on you to fill her Chrysler’s gas tank, but as you pump the p…

This week in the Podcast of Billionaires Daniel experiences a severe internet crisis and completes the show using the power of the cell phone. The connection is bad but the jokes are great! What do a…

I'm not a big fan of threats. You are either going to do something or you're not. Standing around and threatening is just a waste of time. You know that, I know that, and now our bad decision of the …

This week in the Podcast of billionaires we learn about whether it's better to be loud or be right. (Hint: be loud.) We learn about alcohol and how it makes everything weirder-er. Have you ever been …