The Podcast of Billionaires

You've been drinking Four Loko™. You break into the neighbor's house. He wakes up and catches you. What should you do?

A) Apologize and let yourself out the front door.

B) Threaten to beat the du…

You are being arrested in the Wal-Mart parking lot (again). The cops think you shoplifted some fried chicken. What do you do?

A) Punch a cop in the junk

B) Eat the police report

C) Use a toddler as…

This week, we give up editing and do it live. What would happen if we didn't have a host, and instead had three eager co-hosts? We'd still have all the same bad decisions. Buckle up, it's time for a …

Good news everyone! We've figured out how to make even the most miserable place in to a happy winter wonderland. Just strip down to your birthday suit, evade cops for a minute or two, get tazed in th…

You're in trouble and you are going to be spending the weekend in lockup. Who would you rather have as a cellmate?

A) The guy mailing cat poop to businesses that wouldn't hire him?

B) The guy who t…

Quiz time!

Who is the baddest mother?

A) The self proclaimed "Baddest Mother". A 74 year old man drinking 4 pints of vodka in Vero Beach, and tussling with the law.

B) A drunk man passed out in…

So a Canadian mayor, a stabby racist, a Walpole man, an Argentinian nudist/carjacker, and 90 cows walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

No, it's not a joke. It's this we…

It's true, you like movies. You like them so much that you start a blog dedicated to all things cinematic. The next thing you know you are watching a terrible movie about your Uncle Kent and his junk…

Quiz time!

What's the worst thing about visiting the doctor?

A) The wait is too long...

B) The waiting room is full of people with the flu and no concept of personal space.

C) Your doctor'…

Sometimes you need protection: Protection from your older spouse, protection from the aliens that are always trying to abduct you, and most importantly protection from the voices in your head. This w…

Quiz time!

The cops are coming to arrest you. You only have a moment before they are on your porch. What do you do?

A) Kiss your girlfriend goodbye, put on a clean shirt and answer the door…

I hope you are enjoying your holidays and some well deserved rest and relaxation, time with family and friends, and good food. Let's do a quick end of the year quiz:

A man in Salem, Oregon was taser…

Pop quiz - You've just applied for a new job at a retail store. What do you do next?

A) Send a thank you note to the manager.

B) Call your references and give them a heads up.

C) Shoplift from the s…

That kid is eating the crayons again. What do you do?

A) give him a napkin...

B) tell him to stop...

C) dip them in hot sauce...

(Hint: You are a teacher and the kid has autism.)

This isn't the onl…

Your significant other comes home drunk at one-thirty in the morning and vomits on your bed. Do you?

a) Dress up like Batman and rob the neighbor's house?

b) Bake him a pizza?

c) feed him to a moose…

Stealth Operations: They can’t hurt you if they can’t see you.

Plan A) Meet up with a strange man you met online and get car & pants jacked.

Plan B) Steal your neighbor’s pool floatie and hump it. (…

Everyone has a neighbor or two, and for the most part they aren't that bad. In this weeks show however, we learn about a neighbor or two who are just the worst. Including but not limited to the:

A) …

You are protesting the Russian police state. Do you...

A) Write a letter to President Putin.

B) Call your local police station and ask them to ease up a bit.

C) Nail your testes to the…

Who is more badass?

A) an 80 year old Russian man

B) an entire village of Canadians? 

This week on the show we release the bears and let nature take its course. We also have some bad decisions wher…