The Perfect Crime
Paul Hudachek is a wannabe con man, Michael Cavallo is an overly critical mob henchman. Each week Paul will hit Mike with his latest harebrained schemes, and if Mike likes them enough, he'll take Paul to meet the Don himself. Unfortunately for Paul, Mike hates all of his ideas.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 42 minutes
- Episodes
- 120
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2023
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Paul and Mike discuss New Year's, gym memberships, laptops, and NOTHING ELSE! Email [email protected], or find at Twitteroo thing @PerfectCrimePod.
00:30:58 |
Thu 31 Dec 2020
Season's Schemings
Happy holidays! Paul and Mike discuss their holiday family plans and their holiday crime plans. Send us an e-Christmas card to [email protected] or Tweetle-dee with us @PerfectCrimePod…
00:17:04 |
Thu 24 Dec 2020
Ancestry Dot Crime
Rufus and KT talk genetics, laundromats, and roofs. Email us at [email protected] or Twit us @PerfectCrimePod.
00:34:01 |
Thu 17 Dec 2020
Light Bulb Juice
This week, Paul and Mike discuss making light bulbs, the fastest way to make juice, and a trick to get free booze. Twitteroonies @PerfectCrimePod, or email at [email protected].
00:47:41 |
Thu 10 Dec 2020
Postmodern Banana Crimes
This week, the Scheme Team tackles kidnapping celebrities, the buying and selling of fast food franchises, and how to get rich off of bananas. Email us at [email protected] or check us…
00:44:57 |
Thu 03 Dec 2020
ThanksTaking
Paul and Mike discuss what they're thankful for. Then they discuss what other people might be thankful for, and how to take those things from them. Email us at [email protected], or hi…
00:33:44 |
Thu 26 Nov 2020
We're Coocoo for Crime-o-Puffs
There’s an energy in the air this week… Coocoo energy. Paul and Mike try to keep it together, and discuss ordering kid’s meals at restaurants and stealing cars from the impound lot.
00:35:05 |
Thu 19 Nov 2020
The Million Dollar Idea
Paul Teaches Mike how to make a million dollars in 27 days!
Email us at [email protected] or Tweet us @PerfectCrimePod
Apologies for the sound quality, we're still figuring out how to…
00:42:36 |
Thu 12 Nov 2020
Trick 'r Trap
It’s Halloween! (Kind of.) Paul explains to Mike how to scare someone out of their own home, how not to escape a room, and the fringe benefits of haunted houses. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast@…
00:43:29 |
Thu 05 Nov 2020
This Episode is Spicy!!
Ten episodes in the bag! To celebrate, Paul debuts three potential theme songs for the show. Then, Paul and Mike discuss giving Paul's meat scam another shot, and how to get rich off spice. Contact u…
00:32:31 |
Thu 08 Oct 2020
Crime-A-Palooza
Paul hopes to redeem himself to Mike by offering up an unprecedented eight crimes! Will Mike accept any of Paul's ideas? Today, the answer may surprise you. Email us at [email protected]…
00:42:27 |
Thu 01 Oct 2020
Pillage Nouveau
This week's all about heists! Will Paul finally give Mike an idea he likes? Probably not!
00:46:06 |
Thu 24 Sep 2020
Freezer Burn
How do you steal a walk-in freezer? Paul and Mike try to answer this question, as well as discussing tax fraud and homemade mints.
00:39:50 |
Thu 17 Sep 2020
The Notebook
Can you rob a store with a Shop Vac? What is a rug ball? Paul and Mike try to answer these questions and more from Paul's notebook.
00:35:33 |
Thu 10 Sep 2020
Paul Needs Some Fresh Cushions
Paul and Mike plan a trash can heist and brainstorm a scheme to replace old cushions.
00:26:53 |
Thu 03 Sep 2020
The Bakery Takery
Paul and Mike discuss knocking off a bakery and have a super scheme lightning round.
00:28:27 |
Thu 03 Sep 2020
Won't Someone Think of the Children?
Paul and Mike talk child safety and summer camps.
00:51:42 |
Thu 27 Aug 2020
Meat Me in the Parking Lot
Paul and Mike discuss robbing a bank, scamming a call center, and cheap meats.
This episode was originally not going to be released, thus the lack of editing and calling it a "test pilot". However, w…
00:46:31 |
Thu 13 Aug 2020
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