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The Perfect Crime

Paul Hudachek is a wannabe con man, Michael Cavallo is an overly critical mob henchman. Each week Paul will hit Mike with his latest harebrained schemes, and if Mike likes them enough, he'll take Paul to meet the Don himself. Unfortunately for Paul, Mike hates all of his ideas.

Funny True Crime Comedy Improv
Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
42 minutes
Episodes
120
Years Active
2020 - 2023
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Crimey a River

Crimey a River

After a disappointing Crimeys show, Paul attempts to cheer up Mike by reminding him of all the wonderful memories they've shared over the last 100 episodes. share your favorite crimes with us at Thep…
00:50:50  |   Thu 18 Aug 2022
Gone in 60 Fish Seconds

Gone in 60 Fish Seconds

This week is officially Heist O'clock. Paul and Mike are getting a bunch of fancy fish for the break room. God speed heroes. Send us your fish pics at [email protected]
00:43:56  |   Thu 11 Aug 2022
A Better Fishtrap

A Better Fishtrap

This week, Paul gives his notes for Mike's aquarium heist, set to take place next week. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:39:41  |   Thu 04 Aug 2022
Triple Sigh Cow

Triple Sigh Cow

This week, the boys argue. And argue. And argue some more about updates to some of Paul's older crimes. Stay hydrated. theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:38:10  |   Thu 28 Jul 2022
B&E&G (Breaking and Entering and Gravy)

B&E&G (Breaking and Entering and Gravy)

This week, Paul and Mike discuss the controversial conspiracy episode, door-melting gravy, and apartment timeshares. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:45:48  |   Thu 21 Jul 2022
You Are Entering The Truth Zone

You Are Entering The Truth Zone

Paul and the Mr. X aka Truth Seeker aka The Truth Finder aka The Man Who Pierces the Veil of the Shadows tell the real news, FINALLY. What percent of birds are real? Princess Diana's death is finally…
00:49:11  |   Thu 14 Jul 2022
Bird Crimes? You Betcha!

Bird Crimes? You Betcha!

This week Paul and Mike discuss the aquarium heist further, as well as conning bird watchers and teaching scammers to talk Minnesotan. Want to take a Minnesotan accent class? Visit us at theperfectcr…
00:43:26  |   Thu 07 Jul 2022
Let's Break Down These Walls

Let's Break Down These Walls

Paul really brought his A game this week and I'm very proud of him. We discuss his ideas for recycled bread beer, sun dried bread bricks and more. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:44:39  |   Thu 30 Jun 2022
Luxury Raccoon Tents

Luxury Raccoon Tents

This week, Paul and Mike argue about camping gear and crappy apartment gyms. Can they overcome their differences? Is this the end of the show? Probably not. Tell 'em not to end it all at theperfectcr…
00:45:53  |   Thu 23 Jun 2022
Kidnap'em with Kindness

Kidnap'em with Kindness

Whoo! Its a scorcher today! Lets head down to the basement and cool off... With some people that we've kidnapped. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:46:12  |   Thu 16 Jun 2022
Don't Pee On My Leg and Say It's a Podcast

Don't Pee On My Leg and Say It's a Podcast

This week Paul and Mike discuss plans to scam Judge Judy, and make bank on Kickstarter. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:41:07  |   Thu 09 Jun 2022
It's Getting Weird Now

It's Getting Weird Now

Paul still wants out of the basement, but first we got to make an episode. This ones aboit shady dentists and a new meaty res-tultants. Contact us on www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:37:56  |   Thu 02 Jun 2022
Is This Episode Real?

Is This Episode Real?

Paul's relationship with mike's aunt is starting to get weird. Desperate to talk about anything else, Mike asks Paul about his new landscaping crime ideas. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.c…
00:51:24  |   Thu 26 May 2022
The Sam Elliot Deep State Conspiracy

The Sam Elliot Deep State Conspiracy

The boys are back in Auntie Donna-Marias basement. Paul's got some ideas for quick getaways form the cops, and some of them are good?! Just go to the website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:42:46  |   Thu 19 May 2022
This Court Content is in Contempt of Court

This Court Content is in Contempt of Court

Paul's out of prison! Does that mean his trial went well? Let's find out! Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com. The "is" in the title is not capitalized out of protest.
00:48:35  |   Thu 12 May 2022
Trial and (Many) Errors

Trial and (Many) Errors

It's time for Paul's appeal. But before he represents himself again, Judge Cornelius J. Haypenny wants to have a few words with Paul.
00:54:01  |   Thu 05 May 2022
Mike's Acting Fishy

Mike's Acting Fishy

Another week, another trip to see Paul in prison. To lift Paul's spirits, Mike discusses his plan for an upcoming heist. Tell us your favorite fish at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:56:17  |   Thu 28 Apr 2022
Peaches Are For the Peach Man

Peaches Are For the Peach Man

Mike makes another visit to see Paul in prison. Together they discuss qualities Paul wants in his lawyer. Apply yourself at theperfectcrimepodcast.com
00:43:16  |   Thu 21 Apr 2022
Paul Hudachek and the Prisoner of Minnesota Correctional Facility

Paul Hudachek and the Prisoner of Minnesota Correctional Facility

Paul finally got to test out one of his crimes, and now he's in prison. Mike visits to try and make sense of the last week. Write in your escape plans at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:46:08  |   Thu 14 Apr 2022
We're Back on Top, Baby!

We're Back on Top, Baby!

After a few weeks of troubles, Paul and Mike are back on top of the mountain. Or at least Mike is, Paul has some crimes that he thinks are good. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
00:36:52  |   Thu 07 Apr 2022
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