The Perfect Crime
Paul Hudachek is a wannabe con man, Michael Cavallo is an overly critical mob henchman. Each week Paul will hit Mike with his latest harebrained schemes, and if Mike likes them enough, he'll take Paul to meet the Don himself. Unfortunately for Paul, Mike hates all of his ideas.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 42 minutes
- Episodes
- 120
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2023
I Don't Give A Ship About Guacamole!
This week the boys discuss the difference between peppers and burritos, becoming sailors, and how to maximize their number of avocados. This week only at Stab in The Baguette, two halves for the pric…
00:50:26 |
Thu 20 May 2021
Poker Chips and Big Car Hits
This week, Paul and Mike discuss dog training, the rising stock of toilet paper, and scamming driving instructors. Visit our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or hit Mike up with some o' your fr…
00:47:26 |
Wed 12 May 2021
Crime is the Cat's Meow
This week Paul and Mike talk real estate, a trip to the pyramids, and their favorite chip flavors. Plus we read fan letters! Email us right away at [email protected]. Go to our website…
00:54:29 |
Thu 06 May 2021
These Clothes Are Bugged
This week Paul and Mike reinvigorate the local bar scene, deal with a retail bug infestation, and open a new online restaurant. Sponsored this week by Aunt Donna Maria and her pedicure shop. Go to ou…
00:50:01 |
Thu 29 Apr 2021
Easy Peasy, Lemon Thievey
This week the boys infiltrate a bingo hall, set up a lemonade stand, and go searching for socks. Please buy my dad's friend's pile of dirt. Visit our website, [email protected], and ju…
00:44:30 |
Thu 22 Apr 2021
Breaking and Entering, then Breaking End Tables
This week Paul and Mike discuss a new way to steal furniture, scamming restaurants, and getting Paul his weekly coffee fix. Many thanks to Auld Lang Signs! Twit us @PerfectCrimePod or visit our websi…
00:48:11 |
Thu 15 Apr 2021
Thanks Crazy Carl!
This week the boys talk sauce, a long-term GPS scheme, a new landscaping business, and welcoming a great new sponsor! Go to our website right friggin' now: theperfectcrimepodcast.com and send us a no…
00:43:55 |
Thu 08 Apr 2021
Five Finger Return Policy
This week Paul and Mike return to the SAP, a one stop shop for bonfires, and a music shop full of homemade instruments. Email us at [email protected] or Tweedereedo @PerfectCrimePod.
00:43:46 |
Thu 01 Apr 2021
Door Hinge Smithsonian
Paul and Mike discuss ice cream for adults, a shot at free wine, the true value of bank furniture, and a quick word from our sponsor Humble Haimish. Contact us on theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or Tweet…
00:43:21 |
Thu 25 Mar 2021
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Crimes
Mike is back from anger management and is ready to hear what Paul has to say about selling livestock, free beer, and a revolutionary idea for grand theft auto. Also a big thanks to our new sponsor St…
00:37:13 |
Thu 18 Mar 2021
R.C. Car (but the R is Rat)
The boys get a little heated this week as they talk about fine China, suing a coffee shop, and releasing rats in a restaurant. Also we welcome a new sponsor! Ask Mike about why he's so mean at theper…
00:35:42 |
Thu 11 Mar 2021
The Ultimate Cookie Crime
A DIY kit for blackmail, BBQ for free, and did the boys finally plan the perfect crime?! All questions are answered in this new episode. Contact us through email at [email protected] o…
00:35:08 |
Thu 04 Mar 2021
Mow Beans, Mow Problems
In this very special episode, Paul and MIke discuss mythical beasts, magic beans, and also lawn mowers. Contact us on our website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or Sweet us @PerfectCrimePod.
00:38:42 |
Thu 25 Feb 2021
The Mind Hurricane
This week Paul and Mike put their brains together to form the ultimate criminal Mastermind! Contact us through our website at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gma…
00:48:03 |
Thu 18 Feb 2021
Penny Pinchers
This week Mike proves that he can read, and has always been able to read, and actually makes Paul look really dumb for even questioning if Mike can read, because Mike can obviously read. Also there m…
00:53:01 |
Thu 11 Feb 2021
Episode Schmepisode
This week the boys discuss taking another crack at an art heist, how to get rich off of double parkers, and a tablet switcheroo. Blah blah blah email us at [email protected], hit up ou…
00:41:31 |
Thu 04 Feb 2021
Nama-Stay Away From My Cheese!
This week Paul and Mike discuss recycling water, a cheesy scam, and a new flower business. Talk to us on our email [email protected] or on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod. We also have a webs…
00:44:21 |
Thu 28 Jan 2021
R.I.P. Philip LeMeure
Paul and Mike discuss starting a security company, learn how to milk a cow, and Paul discovers the truth about ceilings. Check out our new website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com! Email us at theperfectc…
00:42:58 |
Thu 21 Jan 2021
Sponsored by Black Bears
Can you build a house out of pencils? Is pepper too pricey? And are children eating too healthy? Paul and Mike answer these questions and more on this episode. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmai…
00:45:06 |
Thu 14 Jan 2021
A Crou-ton of Crimes
Paul and Mike discuss pigeons, croutons, and operating a taco truck. We also learn a lot about Paul's dental hygiene. Email us your favorite salad to [email protected], or Tweet a pic …
00:48:49 |
Thu 07 Jan 2021
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