The One-Hour Perfect Podcast With Mike and Marc

Mike shares his stories of being an intern on the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien including: Riding in an elevator with Conan; hanging with Max Weinberg; running into Quentin Tarantino and making out…

Mike and Marc discuss anniversary gifts. Marc and his wife go on a desert trip. Marc returns a better man. Mike makes it rain on his girlfriend like it's the VIP room. Marc and Mike go on a riff abou…

Mike tells of a glorious feat with hooker trading cards at a Las Vegas trade show. Marc flies to Kansas just behind a supercell thunderstorm. This gets the boys talking about tornadoes. Mike particip…

Marc and Mike swap stories of being propositioned to pay for a stripper's rent and baby formula. Marc discusses one of his last times drinking that ended with a his wife sending out a search party of…

Mike and Marc remember a time in Ireland, when they had a crac with an old bartender, who shared his secret to keep the strippers from getting his gold. Marc talks about being a slumlord to a demonic…

Mike moves his grandparents and changes a tire like a man. Mike and Marc do a test commercial for AAA and lose their sponsorship immediately. They ruminate on being a "Pocket Pussy" sales rep. Marc r…

Marc ruins the Perfect Podcast early. Mike and Marc do a deep dive into highly palatable foods like: Oreos, Pizza, Chick-Fil-A. Marc is back on the road and reveals an alternate "road" personality th…

Mike dives into the world of trading cards and Marc goes along for the ride. He starts at 4:30am at the neighborhood Target, looking to score some football cards. He goes to Walmart next, where he in…

Mike and Marc discuss the after-effects of the second Moderna and Pfizer shots. They get into it about the craze of modern-day trading cards. Mike is jumping into a "Card Break." This leads to a deep…

Mike recounts a recent moment of being picked up by a gay man which leads into another time he was hit on by a gay man. Marc is envious. Marc recounts the worst stand-up gig he ever did where he made…

Mike and Marc stumble upon the perfect beginning to the perfect podcast. Marc talks about some of the superstitions he's witnessed as a pilot. Mike gives an in-depth breakdown of his first experience…

Mike and Marc discuss their progress towards the perfect podcast. They relive their commercial acting days. Marc was in a commercial directed by Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst. A commercial saved Mike's au…

Mike has become a dog step-dad to a rescue dog from China. Marc is attempting to adopt a dog of his own, but fears taking home a murderer. Mike gives some hot tips on buying a used car, coming from a…

Mike and Marc talk about playing board games with their military-minded dads. Also, the dangers of playing games in a competitive family and the reality of coming to blows over Risk, Cribbage, and Se…

Mike reminisces about the day he ran in the UCLA undie run, got stoned, saw an orgy, was chased by a gang, and controlled his own gravity. Marc's ambivalence towards comic book movies is revealed thr…

Mike and Marc talk about goal-setting and celebrate a whole month of the podcast. We listen to Mike's moving woes but then learn of a secret treasure he carries into his next house: The Great Thai Fe…

Mike and Marc start off hot, talking about the the what-if scenario of Daredevil being a degenerate gambler. We also learn of the first time Mike played craps with a Mormon who liked games of chance,…