The One-Hour Perfect Podcast With Mike and Marc

Mike's single friend, Tyler, is in town. He's looking for action or true love; whichever comes first. Mike dusts off his wingman shoes to help him achieve romantic success. Marc interrogates to fill …

Mike stays with Marc in Portland to attend a coffee trade show. He makes Marc his famous, two-day, Cubano sandwich. Marc and Mike visit a waterfall and go mushroom hunting. Mike shares his amazing su…

Mike wears a costume that brings his sexuality into question with his father. Marc discusses getting bad candy at Halloween. Mike and Marc discuss the future of genetic engineering and one father end…

Mike confronts every man's dilemma who must use a public restroom: how do you pee in front of another man? The fellas go on a tangent that includes: A Hall of Justice cartoon, pee-drinking lizard cre…

Mike officiates a wedding and offends a third of the guests. Speaking of weddings, Marc meets a taco monster. Mike goes through a recipe for a delicious Cuban sandwich. Marc and Mike talk about one-p…

Mike has to officiate a wedding and needs a black suit. Mike and Marc discuss the suit buying process for the average man. They come up with an alternative to dropping a bunch of coin for something y…

Marc talks baseball playoffs. Mike trounces his joy, saying that baseball is inherently boring and has some fixes for the sport. Marc says Mike is wrong and the fireworks fly. Mike and Marc go on a r…

All Mike wants for his birthday is for you to subscribe and share the podcast. Marc talks about reading an investment book and going mad with delusional wealth and power. Mike says that all he wants,…

Marc and Mike discuss the joys of large family get-aways . Mike talks about a You-Tuber who goes on "urban-camping trips" by choice. Which sends Mike and Marc down a rabbit hole, discussing all the p…

Marc talks about the beginning of NFL football season and gives everyone an excuse to be a bag of s#$% on Sundays. Mike addresses the strange paradox of homophobia and sports fans. Mike tries to do a…

Mike eats come CBD gummies that are actually THC gummies and suffers the consequences: He becomes extremely efficient and checks everything off his list. he also makes a pizza in a frying pan, gets l…

Mike tries a mega-dose of kratom. He retells his odyssey, which includes: euphoria, a ride in a Tesla in an underground tunnel in Las Vegas, copious amounts of vomiting, a hotel called "Terrible's" a…

In the magical 30th Episode, Marc and Mike discuss Marc flying missions over Afghanistan. They also theorize on what the new "Dexter" is going to be about. Marc talks about going to a super-spreader …

Mike is pushed into a new NFT by a handsome bastard, Mason. Marc does improv for the first time in a long time and realizes he's the creepy old guy. Marc recounts being disturbed by a woman's unshave…

Marc and Mike discuss sizing up other dudes on the street to see if they would prove to be worthy adversaries. They debate the better Dorito: Cool Ranch or Original. Mike gives a lesson on how to cat…

The name "Jack Q" shall forever be known as the first emailer. The fellas talk about orgasming in Heaven, you know, like how's that work man? That leads to an offshoot about Red Bull in heaven, which…

In classic Mike and Marc fashion, they get off subject and go down a road of teenage masturbation shame. They then diverge into church-supported abstinence support groups. Of course that segues into …

Marc is on the road and resisting the urges of his alter ego, "Road Dog Marc," to self-destruct.  Mike has to play tour guide for his little sister. Marc and Mike talk through Marc's dilemma of what …

Mike and Marc get really passionate about omelets. So much so that we are calling it the omelet episode. But they also talk about killer robot overlords, making a profit off of limited edition NFT NB…

Mike has a chance encounter with the World's Most Handsome Man and suddenly realizes how precarious love is. Mike and Marc swap stories of Fourth Of Julys Past. Mike's Mom proves over and over again …