Mike and Marc, strive for an unachievable goal: The One-Hour Perfect Podcast. That means: Comedy, Investments, Sports, Entertainment, Transcendence and Explosions. It may be a billion episodes away, but when it happens, everyone gets to ride with them in a rocket ship to the next life. Grab a hot cup of joe or a cold beer and come along for the ride.
After a recent business trip, Mike gets some suprise mail from Florida. Marc and Mike create than rescind some new laws for the next dimension of the Perfect Podcast. Mike recalls an interstate battl…
Marc gives advice to Mike on what and what not to say in a best man speech. Marc talks about some value investing fundementals. Mike does a deep-dive on some of the VeVe NFTs he has been investing in…
Mike's girlfiend's parents are coming to town and she has a "to do" list for them to accomplish before they arrive. Some of the items are addressed at Mike, like, "Fix Mike." Marc dicusses resisting …
Author Josh Lindquist returns to the podcast to talk about his new book, Galgathor's Gambit. Mike quickly regrets statying at a Motel 6. Josh discusses being the latest celebrity to have his nude pho…
Marc refuses a Voodoo doughnut and regrets it. Mike beats himself up over not asking for more meat at Chipotle. He doubles down and takes a nap. Marc decides not to go to Puerto Vallarta. Mike gives …
Marc goes on a family vacation with his in-laws and tries no to lose his shit. He loses and Hulk-Marc appears. Mike promises some Girl Scouts that he will buy their cookies, but doesn't. Mike goes on…
Marc and Mike recount roudtrippin' with thier dads at the helm of the car. Mike gets a full-body massage while battling degestive issues on both ends. Marc flies with a guy who tells a two and a half…
Mike and Marc debate whether someone can bring a plus one to the next dimension. Mike discusses his big losses in stocks and also his big wins in NFTs. Marc refuses to accept NFTs and the Metaverse a…
Author and multi-talented man, Josh Linquist, talks about his recently published book, "Exile Into Sand," (formerly The Owl's Portent). The fellas give him some story ideas for a movie he's working o…
In the 50th episode, Mike and Marc finally catch the leprechaun and get Jake Horn on the podcast. Jake shares stories of cheating death four times. He also tells of a recent white lie about having th…
Mike and Marc discuss New Year's goals for the podcast and themselves. Mike has his own method for creating achievable goals: set the bar super low. He helps Marc put some of his loftier goals in per…
Mike and Marc give advice to a listener on disappointing someone. Yes, that person is a hitman/surgeon/gambling addict, but the advice is pretty universal. Marc shares his gift-giving wins to his wif…
Marc and Mike add a new "advice" segment. They stumble upon a brilliant way to break-up with someone that is also nice for the person being broken up with. They also give advice on where to put your …
Marc flies with a pilot with an interesting side-hustle involving buying and selling bull semen. This leads into a deep riff involving men lusting after cattle and committing to matrimonial monogamy …
Mike runs into the same guy three times in the same day. He's sure it's a sign from the universe, The Matrix, or both. Logically, he buys a Powerball ticket and vows to split it with the man if he wi…
Mike runs into some Comicon attendees and tells a white lie about knowing who Brent Spiner is. This devolves into Mike and Marc learning random details about Data from Star Trek. It ends, of course, …
Mike and Marc discuss Thanksgiving plans. After a discussion on the the weight and design of samurai armor, Mike and Marc go down a rabbit hole about stolen valor. They discuss a new YouTube channel …