The Eli Castro Show

When family comes to visit, what not to do when you have an upset stomach and when neighbors have had enough with the noise!

One bottle of A.1. sauce, a drive-thru math problem and a shopping cart full of rejection. 

A discussion on the business of comedy, quarantine life and what makes a great flan!

Planning a trip, looking for a place to stay and finding something memorable to do!

A seafood cereal, an incentive to get vaccinated and a pet peeve that requires silence. 

A doll house hospital for my haunted doll, a religious letter for my friend and a great review for my podcast!

A second place award winning poem, the poetry whisperer and how to deter a burglar with just your voice. 

An Emmy winning reporter, a funny comedian and a great friend of mine!

Being normal and staying cool is okay!

My stage sister, my favorite B-girl and one of the funniest comedians I know!

A manual cement mixer, a head lice technician and a whale snot collector of biblical proportions!

One cleansing, one weight loss struggle and one way to get OCD.

A psychic who compliments you, a psychic who scares you and the one candle you should never blow out. 

One septic tank, one linoleum floor and one friendship nearly lost!

Debating over fake trees, fake nails and whether it's better to watch movies at home or in a movie theater. Things get intense and very funny!

A healer, a stinger and the desire to be a Capricorn! Walter Mercado would've been so proud!

The wonders of Zoom, the reality of virtual concerts and the miraculous 28 year old frozen embryo!

Stealing packages and groceries, posting signs for the thief and the search for a missing bowl.

A wife, an ex-wife and a concerned mother discuss their views on the perfect wedding cake.

A story about a Christmas witch, a cat monster and a debate about who the worst driver is between Sandra and Eli.