The Eli Castro Show

Strange noises, flickering lights and one very interesting solution!

One gordito, one gordita loca and one very painful review!

Getting pulled over for speeding, surviving traffic school and learning the consequences of road rage. 

An incident at the car wash, an amateur dog whisperer and the need for vultures.

A look at the origins of some classic idioms like "turning a blind eye," "beating around the bush," and "the proof is in the pudding."

A paleontologist grows up to become a cartoon cop who doesn't believe in Santa Claus! 

Evaluating the effects of homemade chocolate chip cookies, horchata cookies and a slice of piña colada cake.

How to scratch an itch, how to inspire loathing and disgust and how to control the monkey voice in your head!

What makes me tic, what made me leave the law and what happens when a rooster meets a dog!

The ideal restaurant, the perfect menu and best way to view leftovers!

When doing right goes wrong, when you're in denial about impairment and when getting a permit is harder than getting a CDL.

An organized mess, a mouth full of gauze and Karma pays a visit.

Making stories from stories, appreciating the right reviews and say no to crack and steroids! 

A live music extravaganza, a side of Emeline rarely seen and a roach story of various sizes!

Ordering the worst Latino food, implanting golden chains for hair and an update on Jose's battle with Golden Oreos.

When you get that phone call from the hospital, when your mom breaks her back and when you decide to become a doll aficionado. 

Celebrating the laughs and wonderful moments throughout the years, Shakira battles a wild boar and cross-examining Jose over the murder of a squirrel.

Choosing your identity, a porous debate and a groomsman with an attitude. 

The babysitter matchmaker, the Dominican car watcher and a disturbing love story written on a $1 dollar bill. 

One eye opening exam, one eye floater and one neon lizard!