The Eli Castro Show

Her jokes, her memories and her love for whiskey!

Hospitals, Chinese fried rice and the best way to party at a funeral!

Foods that affect how long you live, solving our son's geometry problem and a unique love affair with a chimpanzee. 

Fresh squeezed cotton candy, the legend of La Madrina and an expensive pair of baptismal sunglasses. 

High School drama, an inspiring word of advice and the strangest way to welcome freshmen. 

A breakdown of what makes a Puerto Rican, what makes a hater and what makes a snob!

A pet cemetery, a spitting monkey and the transformative power of chicken and potatoes. 

When dogs disappear, interesting pets and the crazy things you do for love!

Getting to know your teenager better, remembering ourselves at that age and comparing favorite songs!

Questioning and evaluating ourselves for the purpose of improving our personalities.

One nature walk, one animal "expert" and one wily alligator. 

Writing a memoir, dealing with door-to-door salesmen and dishing out memorable pick-up lines!

Skating, snapping and caring for rats!

A passive aggressive email, a magical rat and one very interesting way of explaining how kids get cavities. 

Know who's the boss, know how to express your opinion and know how to properly give a deep tissue massage! 

When glamping goes wrong, when you encounter a cockroach (or two) and when your spouse has no faith in you.

Two sisters, one hot dog restaurant and the adventures of starting a new business together!

An extrovert, an introvert or a combination of the two?

One slice of burnt pizza, two insurrectionists and a very awkward confession. 

One magic fountain, one bad doctor and one controversial dream!