The Doctor’s Watcher

The episode where our heroes help themselves to a piece of eternity. Are the Mechanoids cooler than the Daleks? On this podcast, we’d like to upload our consciousness into a giant metallic d50!

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The episode where the mushrooms look like they’re listening to some Circuit23 music. How is Kyle like a Dalek? On this podcast, we don’t let the DM know the flaws in our plan!

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The episode where things go bumpety-bumpety in the night. How many ghostly women can there be in a haunted house? On this podcast, our hair has turned white from fright, but it quite suits us!

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The episode where we get to find out what the Executioner is, two episodes later. Are you from Earth, or from Alabama? On this podcast, the Dalekian scale is one of our favorite scales!

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The episode where Finny Nudists are pre-inclined to hang out and chill. Is there a Person of Action bonus when rolling death saves? On this podcast, sometimes our guest co-host wants to enter the roo…

The episode where Abraham Lincoln’s American accent is pretty good. What do Dalek fireworks sound like? (Spoiler alert, pretty much like normal fireworks!) On this podcast, we appreciate Barbara!

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The episode where Steve Jobs tells some of the Steve Jobses to stay with Steve Jobs, and the rest of the Steve Jobses come with him, Steve Jobs. Which microwave settings do you use to defrost a perso…

The episode where the cabinets themselves look nice. Is Ian becoming a person of introspection? On this podcast, we sometimes think the Doctor did some fast-talking about some clothes he stole in the…

The episode where Ian demonstrates some very poor space-gun-handling skills. Why is the Doctor thinking about penny-farthing bicycles and walruses? On this podcast, they’ll always be Steve Jobses to …

The episode where our heroes don’t split the party. Which chapter of the TARDIS manual has the Doctor read? On this podcast, we want to touch the things in museums!

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The episode where the ants aren’t chewing ants, they’re more stinging ants. What are El Akir’s KPOs? On this podcast, we don’t want to see the Earl of Leicester’s YouTube history!

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The episode where the birds envy the Doctor, and the multicolored fish from the deeps are put to shame. Was there even a memo that this is supposed to be a kids’ show? On this podcast, there is somet…

The episode where cities are like potato chips. What are the political ramifications of shipping Joannadin? On this podcast, we sometimes have connection issues at the most inconvenient moments!

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The episode where the Doctor heads into a shop selling silks, satins, fine robes, rich silks, satins from Basra, fine robes, silks, satins, the finest robes in Jaffa. How much liberty can you have wi…

The episode where Hrostar regrets calling dibs. What powers the Isop-tope? On this podcast, we are stronger than evil!

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The episode where Nemini stops one up. When is it time to load a previous save? On this podcast, we’ve grown rather fond of Zombo!

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The episode where the Animus is at the center of the Carsinome. Which force is stronger, the control collar or the TARDIS force? On this podcast, we sometimes come up with better ship names several e…

The episode where living on the moon sucks. Is the Doctor basically a moth? On this podcast, we feel the same way about the Borg Queen as we do about the Alien Queen!

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The episode where the TARDIS dematerializing noise gets ignored, but that’s okay. What is a root but a vine in the ground? On this podcast, if they put us in the TARDIS, we’d start pushing buttons an…

The episode where the Doctor requires Ian’s tie. Are giant ants like mynocks? On this podcast, we hope our pants stay up!

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