The podcast where I watch Doctor Who and tell you about it.
The episode where we control the Gravitron with a beehive helmet. Can we agree that a vacuum doesn't suck? In this podcast, we enjoy coffee WITHOUT SUGAR.
This episode was recorded on 21 June 2025.
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The episode where we attempt to cleanse the earth via weather. Can severe head wounds be good sometimes? In this podcast, we speculate about the BJ ship, and so does Polly.
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The episode where we recall our 1800s medical training. Is it OK to randomly pull threads from pants and steal boots for specimens? On this podcast, we learn the dangers of adding sugar to your coffe…
The episode where we attempt to pilot the Tardis. Are there mice or rats on the moon? In this podcast, we meet pipers with phantom bagpipes.
This episode was recorded on 10 May 2025.
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The episode where we get sneaky with a portcullis plunger. Is it better to be instantaneously vaporized or instantaneously crushed? In this podcast, we hang out with a pet squid.
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The episode where we take over God's speaking tube. Can we kill enough people to stop a fish folk rebellion? In this podcast, we wonder where exactly that sword came from.
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The episode where we sleep through critical scenes with the Doctor. Can we really explore an unused cave enough in 50 paces? In this podcast, Matilda expresses her opinion on Atlantis.
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The episode where the DM doesn't have the patience to allow us to split the party. Can descending caves (CAVES CAVES CAVES) cause the bends? In this podcast, we learn to enjoy eating plankton.
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The episode that contains layers of disguise and many persuasion rolls. How thick exactly is Scottish fog? In this podcast, we feel no shame while continuing to attempt accents.
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The episode where we learn the pros and cons of not selling out. Is it surprising when old women pull out weapons? In this podcast, we EMBRACE the pitfalls of doing horrible accents.
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The episode where violence is sometimes the answer (medically). Are soldiers used to rescuing people from pits, while DRY? In this episode, we avoid the pitfalls of doing horrible accents.
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The episode where the Doctor scoffs at romantic piffle. Is “camp follower” just a euphemism, or is it a broader thing? On this podcast, we would like a hat like that.
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The episode where Dalek Number 426 gets the order. What happens when you lack class consciousness? On this podcast, we do not, under any circumstances, gotta “hand it to the Daleks.”
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The episode where Daleks drape power cables over their plunger arm. Are we ready to teach the humans the law of the Daleks? On this podcast, we overlook mild patriarchy while people’s faces get eaten…
The episode where we encrypt secret messages using the first letter of each sentence. What could go wrong when we install a safety on a Dalek gun arm? On this podcast, we hide and watch the Dalek rep…
The episode where we weigh a little injustice against wholesale slaughter. What can we build with smashed up devices and mattress parts? On this podcast, we fire unloaded film negative-izers.
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The episode where we discuss which surprises are acceptable in a fruit basket. Are you my old china? On this podcast, we watch out for squishy little rascals underfoot!
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The episode in which we communicate using only recorder music. Is everyone this much of a smartass when they just wake up? On this podcast, we figure out our new bodies!
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The episode where we break kayfabe. How was the Doctor’s Watcher theme music inspired by the Reading Rainbow? On this podcast, we’ve got faith! (But you don’t have to take our word for it!)
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