The Doctor’s Watcher

The episode where Ben is a Person of Action by being a Person of Inaction. What is the Cybermen’s secondary objective? On this podcast, we solve our problems in about six seconds!

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The episode where General Cutler skips the F bomb and goes straight to the Z bomb. What happens when a planet reaches 100% charge? On this podcast, we gotta unlock the best ending!

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The episode where the Cybermen want your A/S/L. What is the orientation of Schultz and Williams’s spaceship? On this podcast, our brains are just like yours, but with certain weaknesses removed!

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The episode where, pretty soon, we shall be having visitors. What song do Italians sing to themselves 24/7? On this podcast, we don’t like your face, nor your hair!

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The episode where the loot is a secondary objective. What’s the most useful thing Ben and Polly can do? On this podcast, we’ve laid a trap, and for that, we’ll die by the Pike!

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The episode where the Doctor decides to care about his alignment. Was this gold got by gentlemen; is it now to be got by kindness? On this podcast, we’ll be keelhauled from here to Port Royal!

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The episode where Ben doesn’t come back here, nor does he stop in the King’s name. How can filming on a boat be too authentic? On this podcast, it’s quite obvious to the perceptive eye: our dress, ou…

The episode where a big bald man has a big bald knife. Are Polly and Ben cave enthusiasts or beach enthusiasts? On this podcast, our spirit rides, aye, in the dark souls of those that follow in our w…

The episode where Benny bets his life on Kyle’s honorable mentions. If we were to write Toymaketor fanfiction, what would be visible and tangible? On this podcast, we shrink ya and ship ya!

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The episode where people can’t even go out in the backyard to roll their hoop and stick. Do war machines follow cat logic? On this podcast, if we’re going to analyze this mechanism, we’ve got a great…

The episode where the official mind can only take in so much at a time. Why would Twitter have loved Major Green or whatever? On this podcast, we have our instructions: you are not to escape!

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The episode where there is something erratically wrong with that telephone. What’s the lowest setting on a war machine? On this podcast, we resist all attempts to change us into somebody else!

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The episode where we talk about the backstory of a tower in London, but not the Tower of London. What did Kyle get that’s 20-30% bigger than his old one, which was already a decent size? On this podc…

The episode where Steven is really into the light gun. Are they going to have to suck the Doctor energy out of Jano? On this podcast, we’re fans of liberating oppressed people!

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The episode where everyone sucks now, because of the general situation. Is there a better word for “intransference”? On this podcast, as a source of energy, we could be of great value!

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The episode where the Doctor gives breathing coaching. Why don’t young people go down the corridor? On this podcast, we’re some of the people from beyond time!

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The episode where Steven doesn’t understand fashion. What device does the Doctor do calculations with? On this podcast, we have been plotting the course of the Doctor’s space-time ship for many light…

The episode where the Wyatts and Clantons press Escape through the cutscene. Will Johnny Ringo’s final prediction come true? On this podcast, we’d rather face trial than Wearp, Vearp, and Holliday to…

The episode where Charlie the bartender pours one out for himself. How many times can the Clantons get dragged in one episode? On this podcast, if’n we’re involved in a killin’, we don’t leave no mes…

The episode where Doc Holliday needs booze. Should the Doctor wait for the Clantons’ late brother? On this podcast, in our whole lives, we never killed a friend!

This episode was recorded on 3 Februa…