The Burt Selleck Podcast

Nick isn't dead. Our bad. But he almost got beat up by his neighbor. We talk about it.

We deep dive into the lurid history of some of (one of) the arch dioses (this is like a church thing, right? Is it like a specific church thing or like all churches? You know what? I don't care) of t…

TV's Brad Wenzel and I just rolled in from the road and jumped on the mics with Nick and John. We find out John is an emotional wreck.

We solved what killed the dinosaurs in this one. It ain't nice. I wanted to name the episode "The Milk-Me-Way Galaxy" but John wouldn't let me because we didn't actually say it in the episode.

We do a Freudian dive into the psycho-sexual mind of John in this one.

Nick can't handle my directness in this one. John and I are pretty sure he's going to have to amputate his foot. He tried landing an Eastside Dershowitz which is a much to complex move for the level …

Nick tries to put a wedge between marginalized groups. John is very uncomfortable talking about issues that don't pertain to him. I'm still shell shocked from past audio issues.

We take Nick to Mime school for trying to make clowns out of us. (It's his fault we missed last week and didn't have this episode up yesterday, btw)

I'm back from Limestone and I was given one of the highest honors that you can be given while there. Nick comes up with his next killer premise. John suggests we go to Clawson Steakhouse to celebrate…

We have a very important message in this episode.

It's another nostalgia episode, we reminisce about high school sports and the good ole days.

I had to get some stuff off of my chest. We talk about 4chan alien stuff too.

I was bullied about my dead tooth. I podcast with two people that are not very good people.

I brought the next Oscar winning movie to Nick and John and we start fleshing out the details of the story.

Well folks, it's another Easter in the books and written off on God's taxes.

I feel like anyone that doesn't read this description is going to be really mad at this title. We talk about it for a little bit and then fall into our usual ADD pattern of jumping to 1000 other thin…

It's the standard episode, this week. We talk mental institutions, shitting our pants and Elvis.

We talk about our sick moves as kids elbow dropping our favorite stuffed animals off the top ropes (our bedroom dressers) on to the mat (our mattress and bedframe).