The Burt Selleck Podcast

We talk about how one evolutionary difference with our digestive systems and how much a different, darker world we would live in.

We talk about our techniques in keeping our T levels up. We reminisce on our times recording in Ian's old apartment.

We talked, Tigers, Pistons and Red Wings in this. We also go a little bit into foreign policy.

Ian had another no call no show so we worked on our Ian impression in this one. The boys plea with me hydrate better.

Nick got lost in some tunnels and couldn't make it tonight. I tells us his coffee brewing secrets.

All the boys were back for tonight's episode. We got off a few good riffs. Nick shopping this morning, my penis, Nazis, which of our civilizations would reign supreme over the others, we touch it all…

Nick is back from Israel. Ian no showed on us again. John got a hand me down microphone.

Ian went to a music festival and described a dream weekend to me and John. Nick is still "freedom fighting" in the middle east.

Nick found his calling and he followed his heart. Ian is at a music festival. Me and John talk sports in this one and our origin story.

John has a new client. I was in New York last week. Nick is getting old. Ian has some opinions on super hero origin stories.

I saw Alien Romulus today so me and Ian talk Alien lore. John and Nick are dead.

Ian was not with us on this one. We come up with a new movie premise. We're pretty pumped about Alien Romulus.

We talk, Xenomorphs, Yautja, mining minerals, new Mortal Kombat finishers. There's a little bit for everyone in this one.

Ian fucked around and almost found out. Thank Gods John was here. I had Goop ready to go. We have to issue a disclaimer to our fans. DO NOT STENCIL OUR PODCAST LOGO AROUND YOUR TOWN AND POST PICTURES…

Ian continues to insist he'd be a better sniper than me. We bet my pinky toe that I'd be a better shot.

Our 200th Episode had to land on one of the darkest weekends in American history. We talk about that and Wizardry.

Ian wasn't with us today. We talked about which cartoons were the hottest and John's parenting style.

Ian tells his biggest fantasy and I take on a controversial take that may have split this podcast forever.

Ian is going to open a chili factory where he bathes in chili and forces tiny Greek men to sing to children.

Nick takes shots at the Orca community.