The Burt Selleck Podcast

Nick gets into some of his legal troubles from the past. The boys discuss underground tunnels that are made underwater.

John and Nick have a new rivalry. Nick listens to too many debate lords. We find out I have some sweet sweet blood.

We talk about a mental health institution in Michigan that seems a little sketchy. John talks about a frozen cave man.

Nick saw Bill Cosby do a motivational speech as a child which to this day informs how interacts with people. John talks about a train that blew up and other grandpa-centric topics. I'm exhausted from…

We dive a little deeper in this one. We talk about Nostalgia. Addiction. Pig Butts.

John is back and give his side of the story in the whole "incident." We all talk about what kind of restaurant we'd open and what it's name would be. I'm pretty sure mine was the best.

This one might end this show. For a lot of reasons. Actually. Don't listen to this one.

I take a stand when John tries to change the subject before we've even scratched the surface on topics we bring up. 2023 is going to be different.

It's the Christmas Episode! I had a big day the day we recorded and shared it with the world. We also talk about which Reindeer is the hottest one.

It's John's fault that this came out late, he keeps changing the day we record and I forget to queue it up. We cover a lot, like the only roundhouse kick I've ever seen someone try to throw in an irl…

Nick bought a very old BMW that will probably break down in a week. John was boned up because the Lions won a big game. I was here existing.

We learn Nick isn't up on his Global Intelligence warlords. Alex has a very specific way he has to have sex. John is confused about everything.

Guess what? Ian came back for one very special episode. We realize his jail school was part of a bigger network of abusive care centers. Nick also learns how a sperm bank works.

The boys reminisce back to their college days and the highest falls they've ever taken.

John was very horny tonight because The Lions beat The Bears. Nick is into magic now.

Steve Hurley, aka Tit Pig (rip), gets brought back up when John tells us about the priest at his church growing up having sex with his fish tank.

Nick is back and almost tears the show apart. But mine and John's bond is too strong to be broken, we finally resolved it.

Nick was absent again from the podcast but this time it wasn't his fault. It was John inability to live up to the standards we've set for ourselves at Burt Selleck Industries and we have a long chat …

I've been really disappointed this week between Nick's truancy and John's lack of respect for a hard earned dollar.