The Brown Jewels
The Brown Jewels is a very funny comedy podcast from Scottish comedian, Ralph Brown. Welcome aboard this shambolic but entertaining listening experience, bouncing between chats with only the soundest guests from the comedy world, tales of misdemeanours, backstage gossip, pizza fantasies, unglamorous tour secrets, funny conspiracy theories, angry rants, embarrassing cock-ups, bad luck, sheer stupidity and discussing the biggest weirdos on the internet.
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- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 97
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2024
Ep35: Cringe Confessions
Cringey music confessions, the fall of Kanye and unsuccessful attempts at getting into new music in other languages.
Also included in episode 35:
- Weird Bad Bunnys
- Cringe First Singles
- GoodbYe
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Ep34: "You Did What With A Cucumber?!" With Joe McTernan
Joe and Ralph talk awful gigs in Perth, weird ways to entertain yourself. They talk about Joe's videos going viral and what's happened when famous people (to most people apart from Ralph) got in touc…
Ep33: The World's Worst Life Coaches
The top 3 worst life coaches in the world are exposed on this episode of The Brown Jewels
Also included in episode 33:
- Cameos
- ASDA or NASA
- Self help books for the spiritual
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Ep31: “Everything Is Not Awesome” With Marjolein Robertson
Marjolein and Ralph talk about jumping in at the deep end of comedy, getting robbed, getting fooled on April fools, the final of BBC New Comedy competition, Scots Speaker of the Year award and the "B…
Ep30: Everyone Gets 1
Who is making up conspiracy theories and why? Why do people believe them. Why do people make them up about Ralph. All included in this episode
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Ep29: Dancing Dogs Are For F*ckwits
The title seems harsh but it’s true. This week’s episode is filled with animal dilemmas and confessions.
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Ep28: "Grow A Pair Of Bollocks" with Gareth Mutch
Ralph and Gareth listen to a mental voicemail that Ralph received and also talk about Gareth supporting Tom Stade on tour, hardcore fans, solo shows, fun wedding plans, aliens and ghosts and the "nas…
Ep27: Drug Deals & Scamming Ordeals
In this episode Ralph covers the most obvious scams and being catfished twice on the same date.
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Ep26: Serial Killers & Serial Shaggers
If you’re looking for some advice on your serial killer obsession and polyamory then look no further.
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Ep25: “You Can’t Cum If You Hold Your Nose”
This episode is like no other. You will walk away more intelligent.
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Ep24: Hit It & Quiet Quit It
Who are the worst people on the internet? We have a winner. Multiple, awful winners
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Ep23: We Broke Up
The title says it all. Please be kind.
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Ep22: Weird Anonymous Questions From The Internet
What anonymous messages did Ralph receive from the internet and which ones did he answer, find out this week
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Ep21: No Country For Old As Fuck Men
How to know when you’re getting old with Captain Seatbelt.
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- You Kn…
Ep20: The Only Way To Save Mankind
Don't worry about the fate of the planet, this episode of the Brown Jewels has got it covered.
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Ep19: How To Be Sh*t On Social Media
Listen to the social media masterclass from future Clubhouse influencer, Ralph Brown.
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Ep18: The Balmoral Story
Ralph discusses the most wild thing that has ever happened to him with the first guest of the podcast, Gareth Mutch.
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Also, included in Episode 18
- "Can I hear …
Ep17: Win The Lottery & Don’t Get Murdered
Have you ever planned how to not get murdered or scammed when you win the lottery? No? Well Ralph has.
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- Automated hotline nightma…
Ep16: Petty Man On The Moon
Concerned listeners share tips on staying alive and Ralph talks the best and worst of things to do before the inevitable happens.
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Ocean Depth video
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