The Brown Jewels
The Brown Jewels is a very funny comedy podcast from Scottish comedian, Ralph Brown. Welcome aboard this shambolic but entertaining listening experience, bouncing between chats with only the soundest guests from the comedy world, tales of misdemeanours, backstage gossip, pizza fantasies, unglamorous tour secrets, funny conspiracy theories, angry rants, embarrassing cock-ups, bad luck, sheer stupidity and discussing the biggest weirdos on the internet.
Send in your voice notes, watch it on YouTube or follow me on Instagram and TikTok by clicking on this link here - https://linktr.ee/ralphbrowncomedy
Podcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - https://www.instagram.com/jmsyllart/
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 97
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2024
Ep75: Useless In An Emergency With Tom Lawrinson
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3
Ralph and Tom talk accepting bad customer service, rowdy gigs, dealing with online comments, bizarre Cameo requests, mad videos from their algorithm, living…
Ep74: Attacked By A 3 Legged Dog With Brian Gallagher
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3
Ralph and Brian talk troublesome Maltese audience members, living and being attacked by a 3 legged dog, working with Tommy Tiernan, what makes the best buck…
Ep73: Unhinged Audiences With Marc Jennings
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3
Ralph and Marc talk podcast charts for Some Laugh, doing small gigs after big gigs, self help and growth mindset tips, manifesting parking spaces, the finer…
Ep72: Doppel-Ginger With Ray Bradshaw
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3
Ralph and Ray talk original new show ideas, press coverage from the gun incident, hosting radio shows, starring in Marks and Spencers adverts with famous fo…
Ep71: The Fringe Hostage Situation With Phil Ellis
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3
Ralph and Phil talk about the Fringe hostage situation at Ralph’s show, Phil’s hilarious Fringe show and messing with his audiences, crazy stories from the …
Ep70: Couples Therapy with John Aggasild
Ralph and John talk recording a romantic comedy YouTube special (link below), loving and hating chaos on stage, trying, failing and taking risks, recovering from bad gigs and going to couples therap…
Ep69: Career Ending Honesty with Jojo Sutherland
Ralph and Jojo talk backstage chats, mad Fringe shows, sending letters to heaven, writing partners, gigging with Eddie Izzard, Jonathan Pie tour support and committing to new material and not giving …
Ep68: The Toddler That Won The Lottery With Robin Grainger
Ralph and Robin talk cringey looks, high school nicknames, aggressive audience members, not being able to pull off leather jackets, stupid confessions from Ralph, pandas being humiliated in the news …
Ep67: 'Confused By The Ending Of Ace Ventura' With Stephen Buchanan
Ralph and Stephen talk cooking shows, making music for podcasts, films that don't hold up and films with simple endings that somehow left Ralph confused, doing live podcast shows, previews, hecklers,…
Ep66: “Not Everyone’s Into Goat F***ing” With Kate Hammer
Ralph and Kate talk late night comedy at Kelburn festival, naked saunas at festivals, when jokes stop working and ticks on stage, pre-gig incidents and chasing cars and goat f*cking.
Follow Kate onli…
Ep65: Pork Pie Smuggling In The Middle East With Vladimir McTavish
Ralph and Vlad talk fights, stolen jokes and a prosthetic leg on someone's head all from the same gig in Dumfries, writing political jokes during eventful times and boring times, famous/mad people fr…
Ep64: "The Rest Is Stoned In History" With Dan Downie
Ralph and Dan talk employers finding out about comedy careers and trying to stop it, travelling South America, robbed at gun point in Rio De Janiero, bad reviews, being stoned in history, Dan's comed…
Ep63: "Having Morals Is Hard" With Daisy Earl
Ralph and Daisy talk most hated famous people, the finer points of dying on stage, top places for scattering ashes, doing comedy in countries with poor human rights records and some very honest "feed…
Ep62: The Funny Thing About Death With Jo Caulfield
Ralph and Jo talk late night comedy shows, being threatened with a visit from communists, writing for Joan Rivers, working on the Graham Norton show and meeting Dolly Parton. Jo talks about writing a…
Ep61: Getting Fired For Exposing TV Psychics With Billy Kirkwood
Ralph and Billy talk dying on stage, gigging in New York, exposing TV psychics for the frauds that they are and getting fired for it, casually meeting Game of Thrones star, needing a bodyguard for a …
Ep60: “Suck My Balls” The National News Story With Stu Murphy
Ralph and Stu talk Stu telling Harry Potter fans to "suck his balls" and it becoming a national news story, an unusual way to get into comedy, being honest on stage, awful films you want to walk out …
Ep59: “Crack, Cocaine & Nintendo Wii Addiction” With Raul Kohli
Ralph and Raul talk riots at a gig in Liverpool, the first hand account from Gazza about getting involved in the Raoul Moat situation, companies with pun names, getting addicted to things, genius bus…
Ep58: "Who Do You Think You Are? I Am" With Vittorio Angelone
Ralph and Vittorio talk Twitter pile ons, ex-Celtic manager Neil Lennon abuses Ralph, intrusive thoughts vs not thinking at all, Vittorio's tour, selling out venues, kicking drunken audience out, vir…
Ep57: “I’m Getting My Hair Braided Like A 9 Year Old” With Joe McTernan
Ralph and Joe talk having the hair of a 9 year old girl, sneezing fetishes, Scottish accents and Scottish parrots, the worst kind of ASMR, needing a hobby, being addicted to drinking water, motivatio…
Ep56: “The Blue Lagoons Are Full Of Cum” With Bee Babylons
Ralph and Bee talk leaving babies in the streets, which country is worse Scotland or Iceland, early days comedy in Iceland, squaring up to audience members in Glasgow, stupid reality TV stars and stu…