The Brown Jewels

Ralph and Chris talk crowds throwing chairs in Linlithgow, Chris being an ordained minister and prom king at high school in America, doing comedy around the world, playing music festivals and being D…

Ralph and Liam talk doing comedy to famous people, comedy critics acting like d*cks, being jaded at 23, winning Scottish Comedian Of The Year competition but losing the trophy, awful gigs, being on L…

Ralph and Gus talk about the worst types of people, deleting social media, chaotic things happening on stage, smashing up cakes and getting escorted off an RAF base, cringey TV shows, altruism debate…

Ralph and Louise talk Paul Gascoigne heckling, living in a cat cafe, telling the truth on stage, alien hunting and 7 hour burping stories, going off the rails in London, mad audiences in cocktail bar…

Ralph and Ryan talk riots at the Father Ted weekend, drug loving comedy audiences, worst deaths and dark jokes that didn't work, Kanye West is cured, setting fire to Steve-o, winding up celebrities a…

Ralph and Stuart talk painful early moments in comedy, bombing in front of crowds and then having to face them the next day, getting drunk and doing/not doing comedy, being in awe of really sh*tty co…

Ralph and Connor waste no time getting into it talking about when local people you know go viral for the wrong reasons, watching mental people you grow up with from a distance on Facebook, a hilariou…

Ralph and Susan talk the worst people to perform comedy to, the critic who got dog sh*t on her face, making an effort for the stage, people collapsing on stage, supporting and opening for other comed…

Ralph and Liam talk the best orders at McDonalds, Ralph's ridiculous and potentially fake allergy, saucy syrup chats, impromptu trips to Thailand, frisky hostel roommates, comedy and pub crawls in To…

Ralph and Amelia talk about the risks of trying new material on stage and when it goes right and when it goes badly wrong. Amelia talks about supporting Creed Bratton from the American Office on his …

Ralph and Ross talk blatant money laundering businesses, Ross being attacked online by the cycling community, bad gig and bombing stories, Ralph's unwanted standing ovation plus confessions from both…

In this episode Ralph talks poor guest introductions, first negative comments on YouTube, due to the greatest invention ever school is now irrelevant, not so great expectations, free time for teacher…

Ralph and Jay talk TV pitching and unwanted auditions followed by some chat around Jay getting recruited by scientology and funny stories from living in Los Angeles. Ralph asks Jay about being a judg…

Ralph and Gareth talk mid-life crisis, pitching TV shows, having your own identity as a parent, slowly turning into old men,  a corporate gig in Nottingham, old school jokes, everyone has a price to …

Ralph and Chris talk about Chris working in a sex sauna, the Darwin awards, how long they want to live, TV shows with twists, living in China, going deaf in Italy and Ralph teaching English for an ho…

Ralph talks the first gigs of the year, magnesium sleeping, Christmas Day pod listening, the Fringe show deal, superior water, banning words and faking deaths. 

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Ralph talks delusional new year goals and realistic replacements for them along with Cobin. Top tips/drugs for sleeping better in 2023 are talked over, bits on stage that consistently bombed includin…

Ralph and Sam talk about their love of unhealthy food, Christmas and Hogmanay tips, the TV show The Traitors, the mystery shitter the Cornwall swimming pool, what it was like for Sam to get married u…

Ralph and Angus talk awful food tips, life as a tour guide, getting sacked from jobs, the worst colleagues on record, sh*tty Christmassy nights out, guilty pleasures on the internet and a very unfort…

Ralph and Krystal talk controversial food opinions, America vs Scotland, working in a private members club, why buffets are the best and worst thing in the world, being late starters in comedy, Kryst…