That LARRY SHOW

The martial art chicks use to kick your ass • How social media can trigger a diabetic coma • The phrase that separates liars from truth tellers • How Larry's pal was lobotomized by a pointy chick • W…

What is a Death Bomb? • How powerful is one? • What scared Tony Spumonte? • Who is Bleeding Jesus Freddy? •How did he get that name?  • Why all inflatable gorillas should be stabbed  • Which sucks mo…

What song makes Larry go postal? • What is a mamaluke? • TONY SPUMONTE's mob criteria for friendship • What your school never taught you • Best ways to choose your friends • The doctor you must avoid…

The most brilliant comment Larry ever heard • When is the right time to have a kid? • Larry's movement, DAD'S LIVES MATTER • Why is Dad always a punch line? • Meet the dead beat moms •Two words that …

Some chick tries to sterilize Larry on an airplane • Larry's Mexican Stand-Offs -- in Mexico • Why "I'll make the best of it" is loser talk • How we zoom ourselves • The greatest bluff of all time • …

Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • When Larry was a wimp • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game •…

Who is Mickey Gubitosi? • Who inspired Larry to Take No Sh*t? • Why is Robert Blake banging a gorilla? • Why did Robert Blake mention Larry Bleidner on Larry King? • Why Robert Blake worries about hi…

What are the 3 keys? • Tony Spumonte and the glass meatball • How Larry beat the neighbors from hell • Who is the Fabulous Don Kane? • What is he laughing about? • What is the "jelly bean corollary" …

How to win a free TNS Dojo t-shirt • Confidence - how to get it, how to keep it • Why everything they tell you about booze and drugs is a lie • How to pick cool friends and unload the losers in your …

Spot and destroy the vampires bleeding YOU • Larry watches a friend lose his car, guns and mind to a psychic vampire • Listen as a psychic vampire claims a victim • How a baby saved Larry from a psyc…

What happens when Tony Spumonte asks Larry to help bury a stiff? • What was Larry's mobster nick name? • The secret of the double-decker coffin • Why was the stripper named Nancy Knee Socks? • How di…

Caught in a crossfire - Larry visits a time warp bar and gets trapped in a battle between a sniper and a psychotic •  How Larry got a new job and escaped being burned alive in a union dispute • What …

A FIRST for That LARRY SHOW - an EMERGENCY episode that's pistol hot. Join Larry and the T.N.S. senseis as they brutalize United's  punk CEO. Flying SUCKS. Why? Because the U.S. Government is in coll…

Dangerous pointy chix -- how Larry saved his life and Tony Spumonte's marriage • How Larry became Tony's unofficial consigliere • Why night owls beat early birds • Larry goes to Washington and meets …

Anti-bullying is now an industry, and it's a FRAUD • Who are the REAL bullies? They're not who you think • Exposing the real agenda of the anti-bully crowd •  5 words that should trigger YOU • Go bul…

GUNFIRE at a wedding • Be first on your block to SELF-AMPUTATE! • Amputee dialog recorded LIVE at an ICU • How to change the oil... in your muscles • Instant body-building • How to sever a relationsh…

What Larry does to a motel swimming pool that has cops chasing him  • Larry's midnight encounter with a creepy preacher • Larry visits with an animal abusing, fugitive cretin • Larry's run in with a …

How to annihilate "customer service" • The cringiest moment in elevator history • Time is shorter than you think  - Larry helps you create more • Helicopter parents will be murdered - guess who'll ki…

Larry's clash with a murderer • Secrets from a Gypsy fortune teller • Why the D in DNA stands for DANGER • Are you related to Genghis Khan? • Larry's double DNA surprise • What are dead men's legs? •…

How Larry learned he wasn't bullet proof • Four words that separate winners from losers • How Larry scared the sh*t out of Tony Spumonte • How Doctor Dirty Fingers almost killed Larry • Two words tha…