That LARRY SHOW

Why mankind is doomed • Who is to blame? • Why Hollywood is a sewer • Find out what Larry knows about 2 guys on the Hollywood shame list • Why Louis CK is an unfunny turd • What you can and cannot sa…

Trapped in a dark, rat-infested basement... how does Larry escape? • What to do when your idiot boss is a "company man" • How to identify (and avoid) company men • Tell-tale words that company men us…

How Larry beat the house • Larry's "system" • Can you make  your own luck? • Larry's numbers racket • How gamblers are created • Larry's winning streak • Why do gamblers gamble? (It's NOT to make $$)…

Larry & Tony Spumonte visit Houdini's grave - does Tony leave another body there? • How Larry saved Halloween - and you can too • Why Larry Trick or Treated at the butcher • Larry's 1st Halloween - w…

Larry roasts the ragers • An inside look at the L.A. Road Rage • The test that separates the cool from the creepy • What are Dick's fans really like? • What really unites and divides us? • Dumped? He…

Larry meets Hef • Larry goes to the Playboy Mansion •  Discover why Hef was a NERD and a CUCK and driven by RAGE • Larry meets his first Playboy Playmate (at 15!) • What's really happening in Vegas p…

Larry bartends for a murder victim • What was in Johnny Fontana's notebook that made Larry hate government? • Who pulled guns on Larry, and why? • What Larry knows about Goodfellas that Scorsese does…

Triage/first aid for a busted heart • How to armor yourself emotionally • How to get over a bad romance - fast • How to win the games females play • The season that may force Larry to leave So Cal • …

How to sling BS like a master • Which chicks should you dump • How to re-set with a babe when she's already written you off • Pretentious words we hate • Larry rewrites the Gettysburg Address (Lincol…

Larry takes on 2 man-hating broads at a supermarket and wins • Words you must NEVER use at the TNS Dojo. • Elvis shot his sports car: why you should, too • Larry's Clark Griswold moment • How to vanq…

What are the 3 worst words in the English language? • Why Larry hates Labor Day (and you should too)  • What does Labor Day really mean?  • Why is it a Commie holiday? • What happens when you turn 30…

How to find "the one" for you • How to disentangle from a bad romance • 7 words that can keep you from wrecking your life • How self - reliance lets you choose a life mate  on your terms • The differ…

Interview with Kim Jung Un's personal hooker • The EXACT date of WW III revealed • Why Kim Jong Un is the HERO WE NEED • What's in Kim Jong Un's cargo container-sized toy chest? • The "special place"…

East Germany, c. 1970 = the new normal • On Planet Snitch accused = guilty • Hear an audio file from inside Lena Dunham's skull •What is Zersetzung, and why are we living it? • What single word unmas…

GOD RE-BRANDED... as Tony Spumonte! • Take a ride... in Tony Spumonte's inter-dimensional Cadillac • Give Us This Day Our Daily Gnocchi • Why God has become hip as a flip phone • How to win a Lottery…

Who is Brenda the Bride and what does she want from Larry? What wisdom does he give her and all single chix? What's the Krell Brain Boost and why does Elon Musk need it? Why is Elon Musk a pinhead? I…

Why dogs are better than people • How a dog ruined Larry's Christmas, and his father's car, yet delivered this show to you • Why Larry loved Freddy, the world's most psychotic, homicidal canine (and …

Larry's prank call that had NYC cops chasing their tails •  The mass-suicide that was hilarious! • Why YOU are in a CULT and don't even know it • Which cult did Larry escape from? • How a creepy, tal…