That LARRY SHOW

Larry warps time • What’s FWOT and how will it fix your life? • Chick time vs. guy time • NY vs. LA time • Why are 25,000 days important to you? • What’s the best hedge against maturity? • Are we our…

Was Jesus a party animal? • Who were the Sons of Thunder? • Snarky nicknames JC had for his pals • How did JC’s first miracle involve alcohol? • How was JC manipulated by a woman? • Does abstinence m…

How to destroy the internet • The cop who wants Larry dead • How to kick ass on web tyrants • “Actorvists,” and why they suck • L.A. Predators – they’re not a team and they must be stopped • Larry un…

Did Jesus curse? (Yes he DID) ● What words did he use? ● Would he be sent to anger management class today? ● Charged with HATE speech? ● Meet PREACHER, the foul-mouthed kid from Larry's past who insp…

Why the Parkland School massacre was NOT a tragedy • Why the FBI should be disbanded • Sneaky lies they tell • Why free speech is on respiration • How the Parkland massacre could have been prevented …

How 16 qts. of beef stew on a Facebook post leads you to spiritual enlightenment • What “compliment” might make a woman boil a rabbit on your stove? • Why Southern Lent is Mardi Gras and New England …

Unhappy with your current God-provider? • Had a belly-full of bible-thumping phonies? • Then hang with the badasses at Sinners' Sundays, where there's beer, B-B-Q, babe-age and  spiritual adventure •…

Where to meet your soul mate • Why Valentine's Day is THE most dangerous day • Steve Wynn's $7.5 mil payoff and the power drunk punk bureaucrat  • The new abnormal norms • Why Caitlyn Jenner knows mo…

5 Secrets that make you un-con-able • Beware the "P" word (it's not what you think) • Phrases con artists use on you • The book that changed Larry's life • The #1 cause of homicidal rage • Recognizin…

A Hollywood star haunts Larry • Is Larry psychic? • Who are the junk people? • Which EU dictator tops the junk list?  • Why did Facebook censor Larry? • Why getting Zucc'd is not funny • How did Larr…

What 2 words most trigger Larry? • How to ID bogus political movements • The magic question that stops safe speech assholes cold • Where in the U.S. is free speech already restricted? • What were Geo…

LIFE SCRIPTS -- what to say when you're stopped by cops/harassed by the boss/ambushed by the significant other • When to play dumb • The magic word that confounds adversaries • The most powerful soun…

What are hostage holidays? • What's the Holiday Wasteland and how do you survive it? • How many young women did Larry fit into the luggage racks of a "motor coach?" •  What do you do when a psycho na…

The classic New Year's episode re-mastered • How and why it set the compass for the show • Larry survives gunfire, Mobsters and drunken chicks  • Pointy Chicks - explained  • Why you should NEVER loo…

SCANDAL CLAUS - Larry's musical uppercut to icons destroyed by sexual misconduct • Why Larry needs YOUR help - NOW! • How social media may destroy mankind • Larry attends a Christmas parade in 83 deg…

A woman forces Larry to dance and tries to drown him in vomit • Larry is sexually harassed (again!) at the company holiday party • Gifts that say "I like you... sorta" • How to attend (but not attend…

How Charlie acquired a 35 - woman harem - and you can too! • When America hoped Manson would kill Geraldo Rivera • What makes a Manson chick a Manson chick • Why Ted Kennedy & Charles Manson were sim…

Charles Manson's Thanksgiving tips • How Thanksgiving can kill you •  Coming soon: the Amazon Thanksgiving Day Parade • Death Football: the only kind Larry will watch • Why is Thanksgiving dinner 30 …