That LARRY SHOW

How government nearly killed Christmas ● Joe & Mary’s 65-mile trek through the desert – why? ● Were the Romans more evil than the IRS?● How NOTHING has changed in 2,000 years ● JC’s 2-part mission ● …

Who are the men with women’s heads? ● What the hell is MKP and why does it want your balls? ● Can Camille Paglia save Western culture? ● How you can save a 6-year-old from castration ● Why do men wan…

When Larry was hot for a nun! ● Brother Larry welcomes embezzlers ● The cathedral cafeteria where a miracle happened ● The Bond-girl nun of your dreams ● How to steal $500k and get no jail – or even …

Is God a pedo/rapist? ● Why this might be next ● The Christmas songs they’re banning now ● 6ix9ine vs. Michael Buble – which do SJW’s hate more? ● The war on common sense ● What is the piss tank and …

The REAL story of the 3 Wise Guys ● What is your CGP (Corporate God Provider) doing for you?) ● How should you feel after attending church? ● Why did the 3 wise guys risk everything to visit baby JC?…

Ending world hunger – Sam Kinison style ♦ Larry destroys Michael Moore ♦ Snowflakes and SJWs flame Seinfeld, then Larry torches them ♦ Tips on stopping speech cops, from Cardi B.♦ Punishing soy peopl…

Jesus vs Santa Claus ● Why did angel Gabriel talk like a game show host? ● How did he explain Mary’s pregnancy? ● Why is Joseph the unsung hero of the story? ● How did they punish unwed mothers 2,000…

Fiesta colors or black and shiny – which dildo did the trucker choose? ♦ The worst roadside attraction ever ♦ Missing Matt Lauer and his mindless Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade chatter ♦ Pilgrim costumes…

The Christian Superbowl – what is it? ● Team Leprosy – are you man enough to make it? ● Are we better than animals, and if so, why? ● Can you be thankful even when you’ve lost everything? ● What woul…

Live recording of a woman driving through fire – does she make it? ● Burned houses, cars, animals and people - what’s left of L.A.? ● How YOU can become a Shredded-Shirt-Action Hero ● Larry’s Bon Jov…

Is God pissed at L.A.? ● Why is hell raining down on Southern California? ● 83,000 acres burned – what’s left? ● Why Hawkings and de Grasse Tyson were/are nose-picking nitwits ● How to make sense out…

The new “C” word that’s pissing WOMYN off ♦ Who’s killing strip clubs and why? ♦ Larry’s glossary of PC terms you need to watch out for ♦ Why the Wall St. Journal is ass-wipe ♦ What are exotic dancer…

Who is the Antichrist? ● The Pope? ● Michael Moore? ● Honey Boo Boo? ● Mrs. Butterworth? ● Brother Larry calls out the liars and phonies ● Brother Larry performs a Sinners’ Sunday style wedding ● Sna…

What to expect when your psycho ex-wife stabs you ■ Why do you need a backstory? ● How will it make you rich? ● Which beer company and motel chain does Larry dis – and why? ● Meet Olga, the Siberian …

Cain’s big SNAP – the untold story ● Why God was NOT a vegan ● God’s nasty food review ● Was Cain a psycho or justified in murdering Abel? ● Why do we snap?● Are you more like Cain or Abel – take the…

The pussification of Halloween ● How lawnmower parents killed Halloween ● How the Tool Box Killers made the Manson crew look like Cub Scouts ● Larry creates the New Halloween Experience and it’s bett…

Why are so many heroes also pricks? ● How pointy was Bathsheba? ● How did David have Bathsheba’s husband offed? ● Did David play Guns ‘n’ Roses on his harp as he seduced Bathsheba? ● How did David sp…

Do brains win over brawn? ■ How big was Goliath? ■ How much did his armor weigh? ■ What rewards were offered for killing Goliath? ■ Who ultimately kicked David’s ass? ■ Why Commies hate underdogs ■ W…

What epidemic now rages through L.A.? ● What historical period produced the pointiest chix? ● What is the SnapCrap App? ● What HUGE LIE is L.A. and the media telling right now? ● What part of L.A. sh…